Alt Tv Rewind

Charles NorwoodMar 1, 2002, 5:28 PM ET

...A certain man A man whose grace, and handsome face are known throughout the land. *YOU* know his name...

Ian BoothbyMar 1, 2002, 5:38 PM ET↩ Charles Norwood

"Charles Norwood" wrote in message news:CgTf8.12220$[email]...

stop, I'm blushing

The RackMar 1, 2002, 5:40 PM ET↩ Charles Norwood

Drunk and full of pie, Charles Norwood wrote:

Jesus? The Serpent of Rehaboam?

Patrick NihillMar 1, 2002, 5:32 PM ET↩ The Rack

The Rack wrote:

Je-JESUS?!?!?!

Why, that's the sort of thing you should begin learning at baptism!

ProfesionalMar 1, 2002, 5:44 PM ET↩ The Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

Book of Revelations, fire-breathing lion's head, tail made out of snakes...who else is it going to be?

P. Piggly HogswineMar 1, 2002, 6:34 PM ET↩ The Rack

what's the other one? is it "the bridal feast of bethchedruharazeb" or something like that?

what does mr. burns say at his wedding to marge's mom? "we've heard enough about flim-flam and ___" what's the other one?

Dawn C.Mar 1, 2002, 7:31 PM ET↩ P. Piggly Hogswine

blizz-blazz

"P. Piggly Hogswine" wrote in message news:idUf8.14748$[email]...

Kristian RongeMar 1, 2002, 6:39 PM ET↩ Charles Norwood

On Fri, 1 Mar 2002, Charles Norwood wrote:

His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world And his employees' health. He'll welcome you into his lair, Like the nobleman welcomes his guest. With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest! But beware of his generous pensions, Plus three weeks paid vacation each year, And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer! He loves German beer!

/ Kristian
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|d99, datateknik, KTH (Kungliga Tekniska Hï¿½gskolan)     |
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-"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy
  people?"

SuperdudeMar 1, 2002, 8:04 PM ET↩ Charles Norwood

MONORAIL!

Charles Norwood wrote:

ThrillhouseMar 3, 2002, 3:45 AM ET↩ Charles Norwood

...my ears are burning

ThrillhouseMar 3, 2002, 12:59 PM ET↩ Thrillhouse

no, really, my ears are burning

Sydney AssbasketMar 3, 2002, 11:50 PM ET↩ Thrillhouse

I wanted to see in there, so I lit a Q-tip.
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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

Remove "bination" to reply.

YamaMar 4, 2002, 4:42 PM ET↩ Charles Norwood

Charles Norwood wrote:

He's Monty Burns. I'm MISTER Burns!

To Friends he's Monty, but to You, he's Mr. Burns!

Yama Deftones are Good. You should sing Deftones.

Jason SaslowMar 4, 2002, 5:00 PM ET↩ Yama

Burn-Buh-Buh-Burn-Burn-Burns!

Dr MusicMar 5, 2002, 1:21 AM ET↩ Jason Saslow

"Jason Saslow" wrote in message news:[email]...

(ahem) Could I say something?

Yours truly, Some bozo

Jason SaslowMar 5, 2002, 8:23 AM ET↩ Dr Music

Oh, me-me-me, ``I want all the attention because it's *my* party'', eh?

There IS a man