'Hamlet' segment=pure genius

Mar 17, 2002, 8:35 PM ET26 posts by 15 posters
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It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard, at anything. The gags were coming a mile a minute. During the skit beginning with Hamlet running in with the sword, I just lost it.

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"Pure genius == raspberry creme doughnut". It is a _VISION_.

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Dr MusicDon't Tread On Me

"Don't Tread On Me" wrote in message news:bvbl8.10920$[email]...

running

Well, it was the best of the three segments, in a pretty weak episode.

Yours truly, Some bozo

Ted S.Dr Music

Somebody claiming to be "Dr Music" wrote in news:k%ll8.118532$[email]:

Actually, I liked the episode, with the exception of the Ghostbusters ending. I particularly liked Ralph stabbing himself, and the setting- up of the spotlight scene in the courtroom in Act II which implied that God is actually Hans Moleman. All three of my favorite minor characters (Moleman, Disco Stu, and Prof. Frink) made appearances.

And come to think of it, I don't recall seeing CBG at all -- IIRC he wasn't even one of Marge's suitors in Act I. Woo-hoo!

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Nah. They film some clown show there, now.

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Sorry, "Nutsy"'s taken. "Nitzy" is available.

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Wasn't the clown show put on hiatus for retooling? "Have you ever cooked a human... out of love?"
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Either it's coincidence, or you actually remember the sig I used for about 10 minutes... "Lighthearted apron not included. Snapping of fingers may not make food appear."

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Uh, the first thing you said. "Zillifone." Next question.

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about

Is the alien Santa Claus?

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The RackDr Music

Drunk and full of pie, Dr Music wrote:

Uh... YES.
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food

Was that you up on my roof stealing my weather vane?

Yours truly, Some bozo

Jason SaslowDr Music

This interview is over!

<front door slams shut> <weather vane falls on welcome mat>

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JacobDon't Tread On Me

When Homer's ghost passes through the wall and leaves goo, is that another Ghostbusters reference? I'm ashamed to say I don't remember the movie that well.

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MikeDon't Tread On Me

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Hamlet was the best of the three segments. The Joan of Arc one was pretty bad, and what I saw of Oddysey (I admit, I missed the first half of it) wasn't very good either (although, loved the Styx part).

Better than The Tall Tales episode (ugh, that was horrid) and the most recent Halloween episode (ugh, that was horrid), but, c'mon people, Simpsons Bible Stories was a good bit better, don't you think?

Overall, I gotta say, this was one of the worst episodes all season.

Mike

ZedMike

"Simpsons Bible Stories" is one of my "worst episode ever" type of episodes.

"Simpsons Tall Tales" too.

But not yesterday's episode. That one was well done.

Z [email]
ChiaCow9Mike

I agree! The THOH Episode last Halloween was not funny at all! I didn't laugh once! I remember when THOH was always one of my most anticipated episodes of the season- I loved the Halloween episodes.

Remember when they used to be funny? They recently showed the one with the Dracula skit in it and the spoof of Nightmare Gallery! I couldn't stop laughing!!

ZedChiaCow9

The ONLY good thing about Halloween is the Treehouse of Horror episodes.

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