Captain Infinity's review of The Simpsons "Gone Maggie Gone"

Oh my god, I don't believe I have to watch this crap for two more years.

** Captain Infinity

In article , Captain Infinity wrote:

Just remember - Hole may have a gun pointed to your head, but it's a *fake* gun that he carved out of a bar of soap.

So, RUN!!!

They make iPod Soap now:

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2a5ghfc&s=5

"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...

Actually, you don't.

You've hated new episodes for years, why dont you put yourself out of your misery and us out of ours and just STFU.

Once Upon A Time, Xino Kiner wrote:

Why don't you stop flopping around in the boat long enough for me to get the hook out of your lip?

** Captain Infinity ..."If I'm laughing at what I think I am, it's very funny." --Homer Simpson

Xino, did you know that he is not a real captain?

Hirshberg

wrote in message news:[email]...

years.

your

Is this true, MISTER Infinity?

"Xino Kiner" wrote:

I thought there was a colonel of truth buried in there somewhere.

On Mar 16, 3:27 pm, [email] wrote:

Well--you at least get the general idea.

[email] wrote:

I sure did -- in a major way!

[email] wrote:

Shouldn't this be a private conversation?

On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:24:52 -0500, "Brett A. Pasternack" wrote:

Yes, it should be, as it's a major annoyance. If it doesn't cease, I suggest some corporal punishment be administered.

OFF Fan wrote:

That's no threat. A landlord frequently has to deal with lewd tenants who might like it.

Once Upon A Time, OFF Fan wrote:

Hey, I want to play too: SERGEANT!

Haw haw haw! This is fun! Who's next?

** Captain Infinity

On Mar 17, 4:57 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

Very good! You've done an admiral-able job of playing the game while avoiding bad puns.

[email] wrote:

He's done a yeoman's job of it.

On Mar 18, 11:22 am, [email] wrote:

I've looked into my pun bag, but there's not much left innit.

wrote in message news:[email]...

Some of these jokes predate "The Commodores."

• groan * I feel dirty now...

-- R Flowers

I think the time has come to declare this thread 'rank' and file it... Now drop and give me twenty...

Paul

On Mar 19, 12:59 am, "Paul Bartram" <paul.bartram AT OR NEAR lizzy.com.au> wrote:

What is your major malfunction?

Hirshberg

In article , [email] says...

GODDAMMIT. I really should read every post in the thread first _before_ replying...

Once Upon A Time, Je�us wrote:

Ah, don't sweat it. No one's done "second lieutenant" yet, give that a try.

** Captain Infinity

That's okay. It's just like one of those reruns that you enjoy again ensign-dication.

In article , [email] says...

At the rate of these terrible puns are flying, at the very least they should face corporal punishment.