1/13 - A Test Before Trying (RABF03) Springfield Elementary will be closed for having low test scores unless Bart, who missed the test, does well enough on the makeup test to raise the school's average; Homer plants a discarded parking meter at various places around town to earn some additional income
1/20 - Penny-Wiseguys (PABF19) Homer's new bowling teammate is Fat Tony's accountant, whom Tony puts in charge of the Legitimate Businessmen's Club while on jury duty, but he wants Homer to stop him from killing other people; Lisa grows insects as a food source to combat iron deficiency
1/27 - The Changing of the Guardian (RABF04) A tornado leads Homer and Marge to look for potential guardians for their kids (including Homer's half-brother Herb) should something happen to them, but Marge has a problem with the couple that Bart and Lisa want them to choose
2/3 - Treehouse of Horror XXIII (PABF17) Springfield is under attack from a miniature black hole; a spoof of "Paranormal Activity"; Bart goes back in time to 1974 and ends up with Artie Ziff as his father...that is, unless the "Simp-Mayans" were right about their prediction that the world would end in 2012
THE SIMPSONS ARE GOING TO...THE OSCARS...FOR REAL, THIS TIME: "Maggie Simpson in: The Longest Daycare" has been nominated for an Oscar for Animated Short Film. The Oscars, unlike the Emmys, give out their animation awards on the "main telecast"; also, unlike the Emmys, no more than two people can accept an Oscar in this category (in this case, should it win, director David Silverman would probably accept alone, as there are five credited writers).
Projected/rumored upcoming episodes:
2/10 - Hardly Kirk-ing
2/17 - Love is a Many-Splintered Thing (a (late) Valentine's Day episode, where Mary Spuckler returns to Springfield)
2/24 - I wouldn't be surprised if they try to get "Angry Dad: The Movie" out of syndication to air it; anyway, since it is Oscar night, expect a repeat or a pre-emption