Grampa's words of wisdom

Jan 25, 2002, 7:44 AM ET10 posts by 8 posters
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enpop1

"Dear Mr President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot"

Y2Bogus↩ enpop1

"enpop1" wrote in message news:[email]...

The following is a list of words I don't want to hear on TV: Bra Family Jewels

Ryan W. Mead↩ Y2Bogus

"Y2Bogus" wrote in message news:...

Many of us remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive.

mirilidium↩ enpop1

Too much pie, that's your problem!

  • mirilidium
Brett Buck↩ mirilidium

in article [email], Gene Poole, G.D.I. at [email] wrote on 1/27/02 12:01 AM:

Grampa, are you sitting on the pie?

Gene Poole↩ Brett Buck

Homer, is that you?

Gene Poole I invented the hippopotamus!
Brett Buck↩ Gene Poole

in article [email], Gene Poole, G.D.I. at [email] wrote on 1/27/02 12:19 AM:

   ???

I was expecting:

Marge: Grampa, are you sitting on the pie?

Abe: I sure hope so!

Gene Poole↩ Brett Buck

well then you weren't following te bouncing ralph head!

YVAN EHT NIOJ!!

Gene Poole I invented the hippopotamus!
Pixellated Asshole↩ enpop1

"enpop1" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Then we would sit in front of the TV and watch football, which in those days was called baseball."