Fruit Loops

What is the real deal with Waylan Smithers? You know what I'm talking about...

"Marquesas16" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Yes. It's spelled with an "o."

Jesse Quinton wrote in message news:Fmi29.727418$352.158716@sccrnsc02...

Smithero? Wait a minute! Smithers is........

...Italian?

(Bet you thought I was gonna say, "gay". You see, whenever.....oh, never mind!)

-Bob

"Marquesas16" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Mumble, mumble, Mr. Burns' assistant, mumble mumble, etc.

Well, I guess I'll cut the crap and say he is a homosexual with a psychotic obsession with Malibu Stacey and Mr. Burns. You can see this in just about every episode, like "Homer the Smithers" where Smithers takes a vacation to an all-men hotel doing the conga line a jet skiing atop eachother. Or the one where he has the screensaver of a dancing, nake Burns. Or the one where he imagins Burns poping out of a cake a singing Happy Birthday a la Marylin Monroe. Or the one....etc

Sam "That Guy" wrote in message news:UYi29.102$[email]...

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The deal with Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns Assistant.

-A.P. Etc

Marquesas16 made everyone chuckle with his witty remark:

"Shaun Hill" wrote in message news:7Gt29.7398$[email]...

Gee, I've seen all the Simpsons episodes several dozen times but I never noticed any hints that Smithers was gay. I also heard a rumor that Marge has tall hair, but I haven't seen any evidence of that, either.

HES GAY

Bikerboy90256 made everyone chuckle with his witty remark:

YES AND HE LOVES MR BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bikerboy90256 wrote in message news:[email]...

He IS gay!

He IS gay?

;)

Clair "9cds" Shaw wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh, my God! He IS!!!!!

Isn't he?

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