Can Stampy explain religion?

Well, can he?

["Jake Lennington"; Sat, 08 Feb 2003 14:32:21 GMT]

Magumba!

"JD44C8/USA" wrote in message news:...

It's magumb_o_. Geez...

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["Mr Tim"; Sun, 09 Feb 2003 17:33:40 GMT]

Columbo?

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Do you want a happy God, or a vengeful God?

----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University ----- If you can keep your expectations tiny You'll go through life without being so whiny. -- Matt Groening

Only if it gets its head stuck in his mouth.

Let's have a little fun here. How do you think the following characters would explain religion?

Homer Lisa Bart Principal Skinner Martin Prince Ralph Otto Sideshow Bob Apu Patty and Selma Fat Tony Comic Book Guy

Any other character you wish to add to the list.

Brad

"God once told me to punch Flanders! And I didn't and then the car got a flat. The moral of the story is, never try."

"God is not allowed to be mentioned on school property. It was part of the 'Reversal Of Freedoms Act' of 1986. Lalalalala, I'm not listening! You're suspended! Willy, escort this blasphemer out the door."

"God told me to handcuff the principal to the radatotor and leave him over the weekend! God is my special friend and he looks like a lion in a lion costume!"

"God can be defeated by the Infinity Gauntlet. I created a double of it in my garage. Sometimes I dream it is real and I can grant prayers and look in on women's showers."

"Do not mock my religous beliefs. Would you like to buy some beef jerky?"