Trivia Question About Springfield Newspaper

What is the newsstand cost of the "Daily Informer"?

Space Museum

25c? 10c? 5c? 50c? 10cc?

Bazilla

10cc 's of newspaper for bazilla. STAT!

10cc?

The things we do for love

On 23 Feb 2002, Aaron Hirshberg wrote:

I only know of a "National Informer". Is this late season 12 or season 13 stuff!?

/ Kristian
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Kristian Ronge spewed forth in news:[email] on 23 Feb 2002:

Yes, and what happened to the "Springfield Shopper"?

It merged with the Springfield Times, Post, Globe, Herald, Jewish News and Hot Sex Weekly to become Springfield's number one newspaper.

Kristian Ronge wrote in message news:...

You are correct. It is the "National Informer". They are known for publishing pork chop recipes. What is the newsstand cost of the "National Informer"?

Space Museum

On 24 Feb 2002 09:34:34 -0800, [email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote:

79c. "Largest Circulation of Any Paper", 7G09. Yes kids, there was once something called a "first season".

BIGFOOT STILL AT LARGE

I MARRIED BIGFOOT -- SHOCKING INTERVIEW INSIDE

BIGFOOT'S WIFE PLEADS: "CALL HIM HOMER!" -- LURID DETAILS INSIDE

THE BIGFOOT DIET: "Pork Chops Aplenty" -- TASTY RECIPES INSIDE

It's "Springfield Weekly" that is offering a $5000 reward for him. The "National Informer" seems to have 4 editions in the same day.

Alan Hamilton wrote in message news:...

As Ed McMahon would say: "You are correct, sir!" As for the four daily editions, it was actually one edition every time Marge opened her mouth and said anything. How do they do it? "STOP THE PRESSES" (from the food critic episode), of course. And don't forget the other newspaper gag, episode unknown: "Newspaper Employee Injured by Spinning Newspaper".

Space Museum

Aaron Hirshberg wrote:

Free Sincerely, Little Girl

Internet King wrote:

And how much does it cost?

Patrick Nihill wrote:

And when is this free weekend? Sincerely, Little Girl

Internet King wrote:

And how much does it cost?

What does the "I" in "VIP" stand for?

David "I'll plug YOUR hole! I mean, Eureka!"

A small child wrote:

Um...could you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things? Uh...the things?

"Patrick Nihill" wrote in message news:1f88hir.4vkkhk15syebkN%[email]...

Gotcha. Cat in the furnace.

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Dr Music wrote:

I'm on my way! Sincerely, Little Girl