I love Simpson's quotes as much as the next guy, but I've noticed that a lot of replies on this NG are just random quotes. What's up with that?
Junior
Random quotes?
Mar 12, 2002, 5:00 PM ET40 posts by 22 posters
40 posts
On Tue, 12 Mar 2002, John Wert Jr wrote:
All right, just take your seat, just take your seat. Now, working with former Carter Administration officials and military personnel who were forced into early retirement for various reasons (which we won't disclose here), I have planned this defense for the ATS regulars: As criticism bombards us, we will retaliate with random Simpsons quotes, and ... [Moe's bursts into flames]
/ Kristian (It's true! We're so lame!) +-------------------------------------------------------+ |Kristian Ronge |[email]|[email]| |d99, datateknik, KTH (Kungliga Tekniska H�gskolan) | |d99, Computer Science, Royal Institute of Technology | +-------------------------------------------------------+ -"Just eat the damn orange!"
Moe: Dear God! NO!
Angry, angry young man.
Cheers, Jocko
I guess you'd be upset if you learned he's an old man huh Jocko?
Simpsons Fan wrote:
Marge my dear, I haven't learned a thing.
Cheers, Jocko
John Wert Jr wrote:
It's a ring-toss game.
Well, the best thing about Mary Ann's Hammocks is that Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you!! HAHHAAA!!! Just kidding.
"John Wert Jr" wrote in message news:3c8e7a9e$[email]...
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Drunk and full of pie, John Wert Jr wrote:
We expected your next line to be "Who ARE... you PEOPLE?" Is that "Junior" short for "Jerry Seinfeld, Jr."?!
John Wert Jr wrote:
See, the thing is...at my age, the mind starts playing tricks. So -- aah! Death!
Swinefeld
Alot of weirdos here, ALOT.
but don't worry, whenever "Simpsons Fan" isn't around, the number of weirdos here drops by A LOT.
Why because you leave?
Thanks weirdo. ALOT
Simpsons Fan wrote:
The problem is: HE NEVER LEAVES!!!
In article , [email] (Simpsons Fan) writes:
[email] (Jeremy B) spewed forth in news:[email] on 18 Mar 2002:
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
John Wert Jr wrote:
Duffman says a lot of things.
Cheers, Jocko
"C.Kelly (BCTA)" wrote:
Ohhh Yeahhh!!
Swinefeld wrote in message news:[email]...
a lot
Duffman is thrusting in the diresction of the problem.
"Oingo Boingo" wrote in message news:rZFj8.16$[email]...
that
Duffman... can't breathe! Oh no!
Yours truly, Some bozo
On Tue, 12 Mar 2002 17:00:58 -0500, "John Wert Jr" wrote:
Remember ALF? he's back! In POG form!
wrote in message news:[email]...
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It smells like Otto's jacket...
from the secret order show and the holy parchment
who makes steve gutenberg a star? we do
No homers
"jim" wrote in message news:...
The day after that episode was shown for the 1st time, everyone at work was saying: "Who makes WHO a star!"? Nobody could understand the words "Steve Gutenberg", even if they replayed their video of the show over and over again.
Space Museum
Fine, if you don't wanna answer me, you can chew through my ball sack.
Junior
if you wanted us to be neater, you'd feed us out of one long bowl.
We're not going to eat out of a trough.
Jason Saslow wrote:
Hey, this ain't the Ritz.
Swinefeld
On Tue, 12 Mar 2002 17:00:58 -0500, "John Wert Jr" wrote:
Avert your eyes, children! He may take on other forms!
On Wed, 13 Mar 2002 23:38:56 -0700, Alan Hamilton wrote:
Like my daemonic newspaper?
TTYL
Is that a newspaper about UNIX?
On Thu, 14 Mar 2002 11:04:05 -0500, Jason Saslow wrote:
No, a Catholic university.
TTYL
Heart attacks? Oh, heh heh, I thought it said braaaain hemorages.
"John Wert Jr" wrote in message news:3c8e7a9e$[email]...
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John Wert Jr wrote:
snuh. Sincerely, Little Girl
On Thu, 14 Mar 2002 15:21:17 GMT, Internet King wrote:
Those aren't even words!
Drunk and full of pie, Alan Hamilton wrote:
[eyes & toothy grin show in the dark]
Oh my god!
Drunk and full of pie, Simpsons Fan wrote:
He IS coming on to me!
The Rack wrote:
Mr. Burns, I don't go for those backdoor shenanigans. Sincerely, Little Girl
Sure, I'm flattered; maybe even a little curious.