"300th" episode

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[Door bell rings.]

Homer: "Who is it?" Lawyer: "I'm here to serve you with a subpoena." Homer: "Well, I'm not opening the door." Lawyer: "It comes with a side of bacon..." Homer: "Is it crispy?" Lawyer: "Yes..." Homer: "But not TOO crispy." Lawyer" "No." [Grabs bacon and subpoena.] Homer: "See you in court!"

[Cut to inside house.] Marge: "Bart, you're suing us?" Bart: "Yes, I want to be emancipated." Homer: "Emancipated?! Don't you like being a dude?"