Marge's hat

Any ideas as to where Marge may have found the hat? If it did not belong to her, then would that not be stealing? If she did steal it, then why did she tell Homer that she FOUND it rather than "stole" it?

Thanks,

XINO

Xino Kiner dribbled:

Any idea why you'd ask that question with putting it into any context whatsoever?

That said, I think I know what you're referring to... and frankly, who cares why she said it.

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Because anyone who's a true simpsons fan knows immediately what the context is. If you're not going to answer the question or say anything constructive, then why post at all?

Obviously *I* care, which is obviously why I asked.

I was wondering that about you, actually.

Exactly.

And obviously why we are going to give you a hard time about it.

Marge wore a hat in that episode where she was a member of that women's organization where they wore red dresses and red hats. And robbed people's houses. Is that what you are referring to?

I have not seen the move or the 400th episode, so I am not privy to any hat wearing in those two episodes. I cannot recall any other hat wearing by Marge.

I thought she found the hat in the back seat of the car that Jimmy Hoffa was last seen riding in.

Mr. Museum

She wore a hat when she was a cop. Homer stole it from her. Then she arrested him.

Remember when Marge went to Rancho Relaxo? When she dipped her head into the tub and soaked her hair, I thought she looked hot. She should leave her hair that way. A hat would fit better.

Xino is the only true Simpsons fan here. That's why he doesn't need to bother with inconsequential protocol like "context". Context is for losers.

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I'm pretty sure that's the only reference in the entire series to Marge finding a hat. Either way, anyone who is "fan" enough has that episode memorized and would instantly remember it.

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I assumed Bonehead was referring to 'Reality Bites' (5F06): Marge: You bought a car? Without consulting me? Homer: I don't recall being consulted when you bought that hat! Marge: I found this hat!

What the hell else could it be? You need to watch more simpsons.

Oh, and it's "Realty Bites" not Reality Bites.

There are other possibilities.

You need to watch more simpsons.

I will, just as soon as they begin airing the new season.

Lighten up and take a Valium!

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If you read my original post carefully you would have seen that I did NOT mention a reference to Marge WEARING a hat, but rather to her FINDING a hat.

If you were half as smart as you pretend to be you would instantly remember it to be from Realty Bites (5F06).

The man who didn't get the "stadium reference" is now mocking me because I didn't understand his obscure "hat reference"? And a lot of other people didn't, either.

• The red hat episode is not "Realty Bites".
• The "Marge cop" episode is not "Realty Bites".

So there are at least three episodes where Marge is wearing a hat. True, there is only one where she claims that she found the hat.

I wonder if Johnny D really forgot to lock those gates? I wonder if Lenny really wanted to go to the azeala festival? Xino, don't drag us down with you. Lumber, we need lumber. Xino, have you ever been arrested for a 3-18?

Of course, all of these comments are paraphrases of obscure lines of dialogue from "Realty Bites", but XINO, YOU ALREADY NEW THAT, RIGHT?

BTW, who is Captain McAllister married to? Why, DARRRRRva Conger, of course.

Mr. Museum

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Rattle that cage... oh yeah, baby!

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"Waking a police officer"?

Paul

Obviously that was the reference of which I was asking.

I believe him to be a bachelor, since he appeared in the charity bachelor auction. "aaaar, I'm not attractive"

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Mr. Museum

What's a "Xino?"

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He's n�ive, yet still a braggart and a bully. You should have seen the group's reaction when (calling himself Jerry Sauk) he offered to be the resident "expert" [quotes mine] for Simpson episodes. He was hounded out and sought to start his own moderated NG. And no matter how hard he tries he's just never funny.

Wait, wait, ... WHOA! Are you saying that Xino Kiner is Jerrry Sauk? You gotta be kidding! I just searched on "Jerry Sauk" and found this:

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which sort of reminds me of the way Xino castigated me for not remembering the "I found this hat" line ONLY YESTERDAY.

So Mr. Know It All Jerry Sauk, who originally claimed to be the all knowing Simpsons expert, is the same guy who didn't understand the "stadium reference"?

Like I said four years ago, I thought Jerry Sauk was Guy Incognito.

Mr. Museum