Can anyone explain the joke?

Jan 11, 2002, 10:55 AM ET14 posts by 6 posters
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Kristian Ronge

I found this whilst browsing around snpp.com...

In the capsule of 7G11, "Life On the Fast Lane", the following can be found (and I quote):

"Can Anyone Explain the joke

I bet you don't know how to make a 5-7-10 split do you Marge? [Marge: `'Noo''] But first of all you yell ``The eight pin is a cop!'' [Marge cracks up] Let it all out Marge, Let it out Marge. Laugh out loud, you'll lose me. Marge: [recovering] You're very funny."

Well? Can anyone explain it?

/ Kristian
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AaronKristian Ronge

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

It's a bowling joke. With the 5 - 7 - 10 split (one of the hardest splits to pick up), the 8 pin is between all of them. If the 8 pin is a cop, the 5 pin, 7 pin, and the 10 pin will all leave, or split (because split also means "to seperate persons or groups"). It was one of those jokes that you had to think about to understand, and I think when I first saw this episode, I started laughing about this joke 3 months later. -Aaron TheYAM.net

Kristian RongeAaron

On Fri, 11 Jan 2002, Aaron wrote:

LOL! Thanks! :-)

/ Kristian
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The RackKristian Ronge

Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:

You see, it's a joke Kristian. It's on The Simpsons, and their easy beat-ability.

:)
Chadderack Milo: Senator Jebsen! Hello! How'd you like the story? Jebsen: I DIDN'T.
Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Fri, 11 Jan 2002, The Rack wrote:

[Pause] I'm sorry, I guess I'm having a bad day. It seems nothing is coming through. That post made no sense at all to me.

Oh well, there's one thing that never fails: A glass of milk, a nap ... and a total frontal lobotomy!

/ Kristian
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The RackKristian Ronge

Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:

Whoops. Maybe you haven't seen "Tennis, the Menace" yet.

It'll all make sense, soon...

Chadderack Look, dear... a couple of your native Antarcticans... ...inhabitants of the purest, loveliest, most unspoiled real estate in the
Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Sat, 12 Jan 2002, The Rack wrote:

It's on tomorrow night. Or perhaps it's "Worst Episode Ever", I forget.

Unlike most of the plot-lines I've seen in season 12 so far, in other words. :-)

/ Kristian
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Pray For MojoThe Rack

splits

the 5

also

you

episode,

Oh, I get jokes!

Dave "Don't you hate pants?!?"

The RackKristian Ronge

Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:

He says "You'll lose weight". Not sure why they transcribed it as "you'll lose me".

Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Fri, 11 Jan 2002, The Rack wrote:

Yeah, I figured that would make more sense than "lose me"... But I just quoted that thing right off, and I haven't seen the ep. in question for ages. (which, in my world, means about a year)

/ Kristian
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The RackKristian Ronge

Drunk and full of pie, Kristian Ronge wrote:

It also doesn't explain why they didn't understand the joke... oh wait. Maybe it does =)

People not fully familiar with American slang might not get it, so you're excused. ;)

Now make like my pants, and split! :-D

Chadderack I want apple pie, and you give me twinkies with Hollandaise sauce! www.snpp.com/episodes/scg.html
Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Fri, 11 Jan 2002, The Rack wrote:

Where he made his liquor is a secret yet.

/ Kristian
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DavidKristian Ronge

In article , Kristian Ronge wrote:

Thanks to television, I can't remember what happened five minutes ago.

David Z Houston TX

Internet KingKristian Ronge

Kristian Ronge wrote:

I don't remember that scene at all. Syndi cut? Sincerely, Little Girl