How I would of had Maude Flanders die....

In a day where nobody is driving in their cars, Maude and Ned Flanders' are walking home from a day of church. At the same time Homer and Marge are returning home after walking Santa's Little Helper and tormenting the Mormon's. All of a sudden SLH gets loose from Homer and violently attacks Maude Flanders', mauling her to death.

In article , [email] (Richard M.) wrote:

"so you guys are Mormons, huh? Funny, you don't have seven foot fangs and drool slime like Reverend Lovejoy said in Sunday School last wee..."

   "BART!"

Drunk and full of pie, Richard M. wrote:

Heh heh. LOL. Should he stick his ice cream cones on them?

that would have been cool!

Drunk and full of pie, feesk wrote:

could have used a vampire, though. night.

On Fri, 22 Mar 2002 14:06:22 -0800 (PST), [email] (Richard M.) wrote:

Actually, they're Quantum Presbyterians.

Football in the groin! Sincerely, Little Girl

Best use of that line... EVER!

• mirilidium

Drunk and full of pie, mirilidium wrote:

Here lies:

[name]

~ RIP ~

Died from a football to the groin

[email] (Richard M.) wrote in message news:...

<shrug> Maybe Homer could mutilate her in some twisted psycho-sexual ritual and try to wear her skin as a "Silence of the Lambs" reference. Maybe holding a nice bottle of kiante and some fava beans.

...Or maybe not...

DiscoStu wrote:

It puts the alcohol-free alcohol on it's skin, or it gets the hose again! Sincerely, Little Girl

Drunk and full of pie, Internet King wrote:

It does this whenever it's told.

Roll her up in a carpet and throw her off a bridge. Hee hee hee hee hee!!