"Gentleman, start your whacking!"

Apr 15, 2003, 7:51 PM ET13 posts by 9 posters
13 posts
J44XM

Gentleman, start your whacking! says Miss Springfield on Whacking Day. I just got that ...

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"Former Executive Producer Mike Scully" wrote in message news:cD1na.2378$[email]...

d'you get the part about the different records they have at the simpson abode?

They had nothing but crap records!

no, it's more than that... i didn't catch the joke until i'd seen the show a couple of times. it's worth taking a look/listen, though. (you won't find the answer at http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F18.html, btw).

"Noah S" wrote in message news:S3kna.23563$[email]...

simpson

btw).

Watched several times and I still don't get it. What is it?

Noah SMarkc65

"Markc65" wrote in message news:[email]...

Lisa: "Bass... bass.. let's see: tiny tim, the chipmunk's greatest hits, a castrato christmas..."

the "castrato christmas" is the one that gets me. a castrato is a singer who is, uhm, surgically altered in order to retain his high-pitched voice througout his later years. they did used to exist, esp. in England (although the italian word is always used, i don't know why), but as far as I know, never did put out any albums.

This is from the capsule for 5F04:
Laura Canon: Castrati (eunuchs) are traditional at Hindu weddings.  Even
today
   in India there remains a caste or class of eunuchs who roam around making
   their living solely by entertaining at weddings/parties.  I'm surprised
the
   Simpsons knew about this, however, unless they read a book that was
   published a couple of months ago by an American woman on this very
subject.
   I'm also surprised they used the term castrati - either they couldn't get
   eunuch by the censors or they thought people wouldn't know what eunuch
   meant.
Peter MorrisNoah S

"Noah S" wrote in message news:eA3na.16634$[email]...

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no, what are the records? I'll see if I get the joke when I see a list.

LarryJ44XM

"J44XM" <j44xm\ev1.net> wrote in message news:[email]...

You married right out of junior high?

Aaron HirshbergJ44XM

J44XM <j44xm\ev1.net> wrote in message news:...

Weren't George Michael and Pee Wee Herman standing in the front of the group?

Space

JimJ44XM

The Ghost of General Lee wrote in news:[email]:

Mmmmmm, whacking...