best simpsons lines

Apr 10, 2003, 9:45 PM ET13 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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MEalt.tv.simpsons

(8) you can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants (8) - homer

i can't let that happen, i won't let that happen, and i CAN'T let that happen!!- homer

help me jebus!- homer

milhouse: my eyebrows! my precious eyebrows! bart: ello there govna!

(8) can i borrow a feeling, can u lend me a jar of love...hurtin hearts need some healing...(8) what u say lu anne will ya marry me?? again - kirk van houten

MEMEalt.tv.simpsons

give me the keys to the car lover... i need to change my wig. - starla, kirk van houtens girlfriend

"ME" wrote in message news:b756vm$cb8$[email]...

need

UsualNoiseMEalt.tv.simpsons

"ME" wrote in news:b757pg$dj8$[email]:

No offense, but I don't think this would crack the top 500 of the "Best Simpsons Lines" list.

UsualNoise
JamesJBaker1956alt.tv.simpsons

[email] (JBaker1956) wrote in news:[email]:

Donuts.... is there anything they can't do?

Wow! Computers can do that?

MDJJackC90802alt.tv.simpsons

Definitely a good one...

What about, Lisa and Bart lazy "ding ding ding ding". Then Homer runs past, "Icecream man icecream man", LOL.

"JackC90802" wrote in message news:[email]... > > Homer: "Stupid bird! I never should have left you in charge!"
MEUsualNoisealt.tv.simpsons

its YOUR opinions on the best lines....its not official or ne thing....yikes... "UsualNoise" wrote in message news:[email]...

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"Elysse Stephan" wrote in news:b77ttu$4ul $[email]:

Yes, and his opinion is clearly wrong. ;)

UsualNoise
MEUsualNoisealt.tv.simpsons

" lets get this straight....i thought the cop was a prostitute" -homer

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