You know you watch The Simpsons too much when...

...you see a news report about Tom Ridge's new Homeland Security Alert system, and your first thought is, "The joke's on them! If the core explodes, there won't be any power to light the sign!"

Yours truly, Some bozo

At least you have a better world view than most dim Americans though...

fucking beautiful

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:...

You spend all your time trying to find the "Catch-22" references in the various episodes. WHEN THERE ARE NONE! There, I said it.

Space Museum, Cueball, Hungry Joe (take your pick)

Drunk and full of pie, Aaron Hirshberg wrote:

Homer: Remember when you tried to bash in Ned's skull with a pipe? Love, Aaron. Love, don't hate.

What's really scary is I was thinking the same exact thing!

I'm not joking.

On Wed, 13 Mar 2002 10:29:25 -0500, Jason Saslow wrote:

Ditto.

I took things a step further, though, and started to think how long it would take before someone would comment on this in a.t.s..... :)

TTYL

And when you ask the vending maching for food, and walk off very depressed, yes, I've done it! go ahead laugh!

I also say "thank you" to the automatic doors.

Bazilla

"Bazilla" wrote in message news:[email]...

Don't feel bad, I've done this too. Actually, *do* feel bad...