Quick Quote Question

Mar 7, 2003, 8:32 AM ET2 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Tim Sikorskialt.tv.simpsons

Can anyone give me the exact quote, where Homer is like, "Barts a vampire, beer kills brain cells..." Thanks Tim

Michael J. Astrauskas↩ Tim Sikorskialt.tv.simpsons

Tim Sikorski wrote:

'Lisa runs back into the dining room.

  Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
  Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother.  Hello, Father.  I missed you during my
        uneventful absence.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories.
        "Bart is a vampire."
        "Beer kills brain cells."
        Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and
        TV...is.
-- The king of eloquence, "Treehouse of Horror IV"'
- Michael J. Astrauskas