Happy Birthday Ellen DeGeneres...

A real role model for Lisa, that Ellen...

"We're Lesbians!"

"Metlhd3138" wrote in message news:[email]...

That affliction can be cured with an injection.

Well, actually, SEVERAL injections...

:^>

"d w a c o n" wrote in message news:vWeRb.72$Yj.6@lakeread02...

Terror sweat cures lesbianism.

On Tue, 27 Jan 2004 02:12:01 GMT, "GlueGum" wrote:

Mmmmm...sweaty lesbians....

That doesn't work if they look like Ellen.

Now, if they look like Samantha Fox...!

Scott Munro wrote in message news:...

This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

would that be hot beef injections? because i think shes also a vegematarian or some such thing....

Come now. If Anne Heche (or rather the way it played out) didn't make Ellen give up women, nothing will.

Michael

"Serok4242" wrote in message news:...

Did you catch the lettuce injection item on the Krusty Burger Drive-Thru menu in the 1/25/04 episode?

And, don't forget, Dr. Hibbert giving the hot fudge injections to the people who ate too much ice cream.

Space Mvsevm

"d w a c o n" wrote in news:LXdRb.49$Yj.42@lakeread02:

And you're a sicko. Right up there with Ellen DeGenerate.

On 27 Jan 2004 08:07:33 GMT, donutbandit wrote:

Oh that was clever, the first 2000 times I heard it. No, it wasn't clever then either...

As he wrote that, it made me wonder if kids made fun of her last name when she was a kid. Not because of her, but because they noticed they could make fun of the name with a bit of a shift.

Michael

On 27 Jan 2004 17:31:48 GMT, [email] (Michael Black) wrote:

Bart, cart, dart, e-art... sounds okay to me!