Metrosexuality

This is something new i've heard about. It's sorta like a new version of "just gay enough". Basically metrosexual guys wear pink, don't mind shopping but have a sexual preference towards women.

In article , [email] (Rcarr2487) wrote:

or, as _This Hour Has 22 Minutes_ put it more clearly, "girlish men".

Pink? Who da fuck wears pink for fuck's sake?

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Oxford cloth shirts in the color pink, or light red, or whatever, are considered cool for business attire. There are more pink shirts at Brooks Brothers than there are at the clothing stores where gay men shop. Actually I don't know that for sure. The pink shirt goes with the grey or navy wool suit, appropriate tie, cordovan wing tips, etc. It's the last thing you take off before you jump into the shower with your girlfriend. At least, that's how I do it.

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I'm a meterosexual man... *sings*

Seriously that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, bar none.

Men and women both like to shop, but for different things. Just try to get a guy out of Best Buy, I dare ya. I go in there and I say, "Mmmm...DVDs" or "Mmmm...HDTV" or whatever. The salespeople ask me not to drool on the merchandise, but they can't watch me every second.

I hate clothes shopping. That's why I do it once a year. I wear shirts I've had for a few years now. Hell, I used the same toothbrush for several months because nobody bought me a new one, until I finally got fed up with the dental bleeding and bought myself a new one. Bought a two-pack so I'm set for the next 6 months.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

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[email] (Sydney Assbasket ) wrote in message news:...

I have seen men showing off to each other what they have just purchased. In the parking lot of Home Depot. As for women, the parking lot at Marshall's serves the same purpose. A lot of the stuff you can buy at Home Depot could probably be used as sex toys, anyway. Closet augers, for example.

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Shopping for sex toys at Home Depot would give new meaning to "screwing" someone.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Elayne Boosler

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I never went to Home Depot except the gardening section.....hmmmm..... I am gonna have to look around =)