I like stories

Mar 12, 2002, 1:34 PM ET11 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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RiCARDO FUNK~420 ~alt.tv.simpsons

Lisa: "Dad, what's the point in this story?" Homer: "I like stories!"

Can anyone remember what episode this came from?

Bazilla↩ RiCARDO FUNK~420 ~alt.tv.simpsons

It *might* be the Itchy and Scratchy Movie episode.

Bazilla

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Jason Saslow↩ Bazillaalt.tv.simpsons

Indeed it 'twas 9F03 Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie, but it wasn't Lisa with whom Homer was conversing, it was Bart:

Homer:	Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Bart:	Not bloody likely.
Homer:	You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
	but my dad wouldn't get it for me.  So I held my breath until
	I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table.
	[cheerily] The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart:	Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer:	[cheerily] I like stories.
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Bazilla↩ Jason Saslowalt.tv.simpsons

That's what confused me, and made me unsure.

Bazilla

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Jason Saslow↩ Bazillaalt.tv.simpsons

Hey, Bazilla, what's with the glum .sig? You glum or something? Eh, glummy?

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Bazilla↩ Jason Saslowalt.tv.simpsons

My theory is, Queen are cool! My other theory is this is one of the best lines of music IMO ever.

Bazilla

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Jason Saslow↩ Bazillaalt.tv.simpsons

My theory is, Skinner likes dog food.

(man, I love *that* line)

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Kristian Ronge↩ Jason Saslowalt.tv.simpsons

On Tue, 12 Mar 2002, Jason Saslow wrote:

Well, my theory is that the subject will be socially maladjusted and will harbor a deep resentment towards me.

/ Kristian
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Phoney McRingring↩ Jason Saslowalt.tv.simpsons

Jason Saslow wrote:

Ooh! A fresh batch of America Balls!

Mike Brown http://www.nohomers.net/lines.shtml <-- Great stuff -- Joe Frazier: Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the
Kristian Ronge↩ Bazillaalt.tv.simpsons

On 12 Mar 2002, Bazilla wrote:

Is there meaning behind your No.9 pick in the "top 72 songs" list?

/ Kristian
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Bazilla↩ Kristian Rongealt.tv.simpsons

heh heh heh

Bazilla

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