A review of "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can (EABF07)"

S14E12 I'm Spelling As Fast As I CanliveFeb 17, 2003, 11:22 PM ETthe next day8 posts by 6 posters
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Benjamin Robinson

[The long of it]

I'm told that astronomers use the Hubble Space Telescope for, among other things, the search for other planets orbiting distant stars. Perhaps some day, these dedicated scientists will locate the planet that Fox's schedulers live on, because it clearly ain't planet Earth. First, we get a 300th episode that airs a week after the 302nd. Then, in the middle of February, we get a show set during the back-to-school season. Time flows in strange ways on Planet Fox.

"I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can" has a slightly strange feel to it, too. Here is a world in which a little girl can win celebrity for spelling well, where George Plimpton calls spelling bees a "sport," and where giant stadiums are built for spelling contests, even though they sit nearly empty during competition. Yes, I know this is all part of the joke, but it made the episode feel just a bit off-kilter for me, like one of those science fiction stories where the main character visits a universe almost, but not quite, like his own.

"Spelling" may present a strange new world, but that doesn't mean it's a *bad* new world. Lisa is the little girl from the previous paragraph, of course, who seems set to climb the spelling-bee ladder. There are some good jokes here, like the way she unwittingly provides the middle name for Cletus's daughter ("Scabies," after Lisa helps him spell it). Marge is happy the spell-off has distracted Lisa from her crusade to save the whales. "Face it," she says, "the whales are doomed." Curiously, some of the characters in the story seem aware of the absurdity of the spelling-bee-mania. Kent Brockman complains it's a slow news day when he covers Lisa's rise in the ranks, and a sign at the competition reads, "A PLACE FOR DORKS." The most compelling aspect of Lisa's story is the ethical dilemma she's presented with in the third act, when it turns out the spelling bees are not what they appear to be. I honestly wasn't sure how I would decide if I had to make the same decision, so I was interested in seeing what Lisa would do.

The most solid humor tonight was in the Homer subplot. The local KrustyBurger chain introduces a new "rib" sandwich, which promptly hooks Homer. (A rush of cool images accompanies his first encounter with the Ribwich.) He even goes the extreme of travelling from one K- B outlet to another, as the limited-edition sandwich makes the rounds. The triviality of the subject contrasted nicely with Homer's serious attitude and with the seriousness of Lisa's story.

While we're on the subject of humor, I'd like to make mention of two excellent fantasy sequences. In the first one, Lisa imagines the "Seven Sisters" colleges vying for her attendance. Vassar was especially good. Another sequence with Lisa marrying Milhouse is short but sweet. On the other hand, I thought the closing joke felt incomplete. I kept waiting for a follow-up or concluding joke which never came.

With its blend of wackiness and down-to-earth humor, "Spelling" reminds me of a fifth-season episode. Indeed, perhaps it *is* a fifth-season episode that just happened to air in the fourteenth season. Just another quirk of time on Planet Fox.

[The short of it]

This episode reminds me of the fifth season, when down-to-earth humor began to give way to wackiness. It still has a basis in reality, and is still funny, but it feels indefinably off-kilter. Still, there are enough good jokes in Lisa's quest for spelling supremacy and Homer's search for the new KrustyBurger ribwich to make this a worthy episode. On the more serious side, Lisa's ethical quandary is one of the best we've seen in a while. Overall, a good start to the show's next 100 episodes. (B)

[DYNs]

...	this episode appears to take place around September 30 to
	November 6?
...	all the of the ribheads were kind of chubby?
...	the attendance at the spelling bee made the WNBA game look
	crowded?
...	Marge seems embarrassed by the sign Homer brought to the
	stadium?

[References]

Elvira (B horror-flick host) - Boobarella's look modeled after her

"Barbarella" (movie) - Boobarella apparently named after the sexy title character

Chevrolet truck ads
-	the ads feature Bob Seger's "Like a Rock" and men performing
	manly blue-collar activities; the ribwich ad has similar music
	and imagery
McDonald's McRib sandwich
-	speaking of ribwiches, they're obviously a spoof of this quirky
	fast-food offering  [See "Personal Comments & Observations" for
	more]

"School's Out Forever" (song) - Skinner invents his own pro-school lyrics for this melody

Olympics - Spellympics has a similar name - in addition to the knock-off anthem they mentioned, an Olympic- like fanfare played when the bees were released

"Deadheads" - this is the slang term for extreme fans of the Grateful Dead; likewise, ribwich fans call themselves "ribheads"

"Respect" (song) - Barney sings "R-E-L-A-P-S-E" to the tune of this Motown classic

"Rocky" (movie) - Lisa training for the match, with the gray sweatsuit and the run up the library steps, resembles Rocky training for his fight

"Titanic" (movie) - Lisa is QUEEN OF THE WORLD ... of spelling

"The Osbournes" (TV movie) - George Plimpton thinks that today's kids would choose this show over spelling bees

"bogart" (slang term) Ernest Borgnine (actor) - Homer mis-remembers the term for hogging something, calling it "Borgnine"

"Truckin'" (song) - Krusty remarks on "what a long, strange product roll-out" the ribwich had

[Previous Episode References]

[7G04], [2F19] Lisa and Vassar

[FFF]

Sash on ribwich mascot:

RIB-IT

First ribwich box:

    RIB-
    WICH
       --------
      /  NOW   \
      |WITHOUT  >  [Krusty winking]
      \LETTUCE!/
       --------

Ribwich fan T-shirt, front:

    RIBWICH
    NATION

Ribwich fan T-shirt, back:

        RIBWICH
         TOUR
       SEPTEMBER
    13 SAN ANTONIO
    20 ATLANTA
       OCTOBER
    28 BOSTON
    30 SPRINGFIELD
       NOVEMER
     6 SAN FRANCISCO

Second ribwich box:

    RIB-
    WICH
       ------------
      / WILL CAUSE \
      |             >  [Krusty winking]
      \EARLY DEATH!/
       ------------

Caption for picture of Lisa:

WORD NERD

Marge's apron:

    [Nabors giving]
    [ a thumbs-up ]
      JIM NABORS
          IS
       WAY COOL

Spellympic sign:

    SPELLYMPIC
     VILLAGE
    A PLACE FOR
       DORKS

Stadium sign:

SPELLYMPIC STADIUM

Homer's sign:

    ENGLISH
    SPELLING
    PROMOTES
    NOWLEDGE        [Note: "ESPN" is an all-sports cable network in
                     the US]
    ^
    |
    first letter of each line in red

The George Plimpton hotplate:

    THE GEORGE PLIMPTON
                HOTPLATE

Restaurant banner:

    THE RIBWICH
     IS HERE!

Another fan T-shirt:

    RIB
    ME

Support signs at the stadium:

     GO        I'M
    LISA      MISSING
              SCHOOL

Button on Plimpton's podium:

    WRONG
    ANSWER

Welcome-home banner:

2 GOOD 2 BE #1

[Personal Comments & Observations]

Ray Romano -- Lead actor from the popular comedy, "Everybody Loves
	Raymond."  He played the referee in the B-movie's basketball
	game.
Jim Nabors -- Actor known primarily for playing Gomer Pyle, first on
	"The Andy Griffith Show," and then on a spin-off, "Gomer Pyle,
	USMC."  He's got a nice singing voice, and has released some
	albums.  Contrary to Marge's apron, he's kind of a square.

McDonald's mysterious McRib sandwich makes Chicken McNuggets seem straightforward by comparison. The McRib was the chain's venture into the realm of pork products. In a remarkable bit of self- contradiction, ads billed it as a "boneless rib" sandwich. Even though the lack of bones was a selling point, the pork patties were formed to resemble of slab of ribs, bones and all. Trying to wrap your mind around this concept would be an excellent way to prepare for meditation, like trying to imagine the sound of one hand clapping.

Another curious thing about the McRib is that it was always only available for a "limited time," like Homer's ribwich. As far as I know, the McRib didn't move from town to town, like the ribwich. It certainly didn't inspire legions of groupies. I tried a McRib some time back. It didn't taste bad -- kind of like a sausage with barbecue sauce on it -- but it did seem slightly unnatural. Oh, well, no accounting for taste.

Homer swaps the last ribwich made for a red Corvette convertible, making this one of his few good trades on the show.

On the way home from the spelling bee, a new blue Mini Cooper passes the Simpsonmobile.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Super Bowl XXXVII Champs! G O B U C S !
Michael BlackBenjamin Robinson

To be picky, someone has to do it, that's not a Motown song.

It was written by Otis Redding, and he performed it, and so did Aretha Franklin. Both recorded for Atlantic Records, and Otis' version had the Atlantic house band, which would be better known as Booker T. and the MGs, also an Atlantic band.

So the song would be an Atlantic classic, or better I think, a soul classic.

Michael

FriendBenjamin Robinson

On Tue, 18 Feb 2003 04:22:46 GMT, [email] (Benjamin Robinson) wrote:

I don't think this is intended as a mistake on Homer's part, exactly. Ernest Borgnine is/was a fat man, so he is more suited to hogging food, as opposed to a joint. Bogart was noted for the "cool" way he smoked a cigarette, so he fits the more traditional use of the term well.

Michael BlackFriend

I don't know where the Bogart slang came from, but it's clearly about not sharing a joint, rather than being cool smoking it.

So in this episode, "don't Bogart that rib" would fit, and it is one of those references that many would know. Homer mis-remembering things is not a new thing, the one where he was hypnotized is a recent one and I could actually see him thinking of someone else when he made a reference about George Plimpton lastnight, so it's in character. I don't think he was making up new slang, I don't think the writers were making up new slang or suggesting that there is a special word for hogging food. I think Homer remembered the Bogart bit, couldn't remember the name, and then fell upon Ernest Borgnine, and yes at that point it is comment on Borgnine's size. After all, he did meet Ernest Borgnine in one episode, so the name probably came to mind.

Michael

Matt GarveyMichael Black

Michael Black wrote:

This correction was brought to you by...<Mr. Black>!

Benjamin RobinsonDaniel Burdie

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: A review of "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can (EABF07)"" thread, Daniel Burdie wrote:

I mis-spoke (mis-typed?) myself. Must've been coming down from a ribwich high, or something.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide Congratulations to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Super Bowl XXXVII Champs! G O B U C S !
Justin1965Benjamin Robinson

<< (A rush of cool images accompanies his first encounter with the Ribwich.) >><BR><BR>

I could be wrong, but this rush of images seemed to be a reference to the movie Requiem for a Dream, where a very similar rush of images occurred (including the same sound effects) every time one of the characters shot heroin