Upcoming Episodes - March 17-31

3/17 - Tales from the Public Domain (DABF08)
    "Simpsons Tall Tales" goes historical: Bart as Hamlet, Lisa as
    Joan of Arc, and Homer as Odysseus

Friday, 3/22 - 8:30 - Sweets and Sour Marge (DABF03 - repeat)
    Springfield's attempts to set a world record are successful when
    it's named the World's Fattest City - only to have sugar outlawed
    and Homer involved in a sugar-smuggling operation

3/24 - PRE-EMPTED for the movie "Independence Day"

3/31 - Blame it on Lisa (DABF10)
    "The Simpsons are going to Brazil!" - when the Brazilian orphan
    Lisa is sponsoring is reported missing

Upcoming "Futurama" Episodes
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3/17 - Godfellas (3ACV20)
    After the Planet Express ship is attacked, Fry goes looking for
    an ejected Bender - who has landed on a planet where they
    consider him a god

Thursday, 3/21 - The Birdbot of Ice-catraz (3ACV05 - repeat)
    Leela joins a group of protestors trying to stop an oil tanker
    from being towed through space near a penguin preserve - that is,
    being towed by the Planet Express ship, with Bender in command

3/24 - PRE-EMPTED for the movie "Independence Day"

3/31 - Futurestock (3ACV21)
    Planet Express is under new management when a smooth-talking
    Wall Street "image is everything" type, with help from Fry,
    takes over and goes after the company's competition

Drunk and full of pie, Don Del Grande wrote:

Probably a take-off on "Blame it on Rio", one of those sex comedies we salivated over as teenagers, but never got to see because of strict upbringings. Now that we can rent "Blame it on Rio", we instead just go straight for the porno, porno, PORNO!

On Sat, 16 Mar 2002 23:23:43 GMT, [email] (The Rack) wrote:

Hey hey, this is *my* kind of party!

TTYL

"AcK!" wrote in message news:[email]...

Does anybody mind if I open this bag of chips?

Yours truly, Some bozo

On Sun, 17 Mar 2002 04:20:23 GMT, "Dr Music" wrote:

Only if I can have the first one.

TTYL

In article , [email] (AcK!) writes:

On 20 Mar 2002 06:25:36 GMT, [email] (Jeremy B) wrote:

Um........... yes.

TTYL