best quotes

Mar 2, 2002, 3:48 PM ET15 posts by 8 posters
15 posts
MikeE

im sure its been done before but lets thread everyone favorit (i know you got one more than 1 but just one for now) simpsons quote...any character

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mike E

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Drunk and full of pie, MikeE wrote:

Here, knock yourself out:

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BazillaThe Rack

Yes it was posted two days ago ah well.

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HBazilla

On 02 Mar 2002 21:05:08 GMT, [email] (Bazilla) wrote:

That's a really cool quote but it's _so_ much better when you can see Homer prancing around and pulling all kinds of wacky faces when he's saying it.

The RackH

Drunk and full of pie, H wrote:

Exactly. So, the Simpsons isn't purely about _quotes_, now is it? If it were all about _quotes_, it could play as a radio show.

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P. Piggly HogswineThe Rack

absolutely. i totally agree. i especially like what they do with the eyes, particularly homer's. such a level of expression and humor in those eyes. a good example? well, in 2F09 "Homer the Great" (one of my personal fav. eps) the quote "i always wondered if there was a god, and now i know there is. and it's me" is a great quote, but the look on his face and those half-mast eyes and slumped over posture make it even more classic.

an interesting question: does anyone ever dream in simpsons, or in cartoon in general? i've definitely had dreams that are all in cartoon simpsons-style. some of them follow episodes we know and love, others are once-in-a-lifetime unique episodes in my brain while i dream. had one last week. don't remember any good details, but it was the simpsons characters and i was a fly-on-the-wall observer (i.e. never "saw" myself animated in the dream). involved someone wearing large checkered pants who wasn't a clown. but anyway, does this happen to anyone else? i imagine it's partly a function of the ridiculous amount of simpsons i watch...... but i'd be interested to know about other people's experiences......

The RackP. Piggly Hogswine

Drunk and full of pie, P. Piggly Hogswine wrote:

Once. I dreamed an Itchy and Scratchy. They stood there looking at each other. I think Scratchy looked at his watch.

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HP. Piggly Hogswine

On Sun, 03 Mar 2002 03:38:48 GMT, "P. Piggly Hogswine" wrote:

Also, a lot of the best quotes just don't work without actually _hearing_ them. The timing and tone just make it funny. A good example from the same episode is:

Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go. It's like a conspiracy.

Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?

Homer: I do . . . now.

Doesn't sound very funny on paper, but it's hilarious when watched.

Dawn C.MikeE

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