Smart things Homer has said

We all know Homer is an idiot. Homer has surely said something slightly intelligent in all these years, right?

Boy, is this gonna be a short thread.

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

Homer has said once "Maybe they are barking up the wrong bush" This is when everyone in springfield is sucking up to preseident bush who has just moved into evergreen terrace! Even Homer feels this is a clever remark he thinks to himself.. "THere it is the smartest thing you will ever say and no one was around to hear it!"Or somthing simialr

"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

I remember that being hilarious. What was the situation?

Lisa built a perpetual motion machine, that kept "going faster and faster", from ep where teachers go on strike.

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Does stuff his brain has said count?
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On 08 Aug 2001 23:12:17 GMT, [email] (DJ MaNiAk) wrote:

Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

Homer: You're...selling _what_, now? Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment. Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door] Apu: He's got me there.

techincally the smartest thing homer has ever said even tho it wasnt profound and he was merely stating facts of sorts

facts schmacts

steve m

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"The square on the hypotenuse of an isoceles triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the remaining two sides."

"That's a _right_ triangle."

"D'oh."

"Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil's got a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers."

on the subject of "bart's comet"

homer: [it will burn up in our atmosphere and be no bigger than the head of a] chicuaua.(sic)

well thats a close quote i guess.

in the vocab builder episode....my gastronomic capacity knows no satiety...

Later followed by, "Do you have that...tool...that you use to...uh...dig?"

Marge: You mean a spoon?

There was that recent episode where Homer had that crayon removed from his brain and he said many intelligent things. But strangely, the things he said when he was supposedly very intelligent were not near as intelligent as the brief glimpses of insight (already mentioned in this thread) that he says with a crayon in the brain.

Dave

"Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but 'Football in the Groin' had a football in the groin."

Does Homer taking the demotivational work plaque, "Don't Forget You're Here Forever", and strategically arranging photos of Maggie on it so it reads, "Do it for her" count?

Peace, Vince Yim

'to alcohol, the cause, and solution to all of life's problems'

wise adage rather than smart perhaps

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