homer needs a job. what should he aspire for:
pornography star, he's never been one, but the communist party usually frowns on that, so the dramatalogical tension could be between the old-line party bosses and the more tolerant new pepsi-presents brand of red for the hip-hop generation.
DVD salesman, door to door. "before she died, she ordered a..."
he hasn't been a surgeon, right?
cartoon writer, oh wait.
well, that's about it. he's done everything.