jobs for homer?

May 29, 2008, 2:28 AM ET11 posts by 8 posters
11 posts
Walter Traprock

homer needs a job. what should he aspire for:

pornography star, he's never been one, but the communist party usually frowns on that, so the dramatalogical tension could be between the old-line party bosses and the more tolerant new pepsi-presents brand of red for the hip-hop generation.

DVD salesman, door to door. "before she died, she ordered a..."

he hasn't been a surgeon, right?

cartoon writer, oh wait.

well, that's about it. he's done everything.

OFF FanWalter Traprock

On Wed, 28 May 2008 23:28:47 -0700, Walter Traprock wrote:

A blow job?

HomerWalter Traprock

Walter Traprock wrote:

Green is the new red

he does write a mean fortune cookie fortune

Aaron HirshbergWalter Traprock

According to http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F12.html, the proper term is "dramaturgical dyad".

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dramaturgical "The art of the theater, especially the writing of plays."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/dyad "a group of two; couple; pair"

So the "old-line party bosses and the more tolerant new pepsi-presents brand of red for the hip-hop generation" form a dratagurgical dyad.

Mr. Museum

Walter TraprockAaron Hirshberg

"[email]" wrote:

ooh, i knew it was "dramaturgical dyad" but I was afraid to say it: i didn't want to look stupid.

SparkoHeapsWalter Traprock

Maybe he could become a "dramaturgical dyad". How much do they get paid?

Aaron HirshbergWalter Traprock

Then we would think that you were a literatus. And have to make litter out of you. Let's get him!

Mr. Museum

Paul HyettWalter Traprock

On Wed, 28 May 2008 at 23:28:47, Walter Traprock wrote in alt.tv.simpsons :

But those boudoir photos came close...

Paul 'Charts Fan' Hyett
HomerPaul Hyett

Paul Hyett wrote:

"Light is not your friend"

Paul BartramWalter Traprock

"Walter Traprock" wrote

PRESIDENT! Well at least it would take everybody's mind off the one you've got now...

Paul