Reese Witherspoon: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!

Tonight's episode would have been great had it not been marred by the presence of stupid-ass Reese Witherspoon's voice. I'm getting so goddamn sick of her. All of her movies suck, and any movie she ever stars in, that doesn't involve the violent mutilation of her character, will suck.

I hope she gets hit by a speeding truck and the taste of her own blood is the last sensation her brain registers before it's splattered all over the pavement.

Thanks for ruining a great episode, you stupid, annoying bitch.

Yikes.

"pukestain" wrote in message news:[email]...

"pukestain" wrote in message news:[email]...

I didn't know it was Reese Witherspoon...and I thought the voice was pretty good.

please don't jump all over me for this one (although judging by what was said by the original poster, perhaps i should be complemented for not knowing), but who the hell is reese witherspoon? i don't watch a lot of tv except OFF and don't waste money on current hollywood garbage, so i must have missed something.

i loved the "america jr." bit, or, as i like to call it, "the 51st state!"

In article , "P. Piggly Hogswine" wrote:

young actress who popped up in the last few years, she's the star of such movies as _Cruel Intentions_ and last summer's _Legally Blonde_.

Her best one is considered to be _Election_, in which she is the ultimate overachiever who wants to become the student body's president, but the school's guidance counsellor (Matthew Broderick) decides to do what he can to knock her down a few notches, which includes persuading the school jock to run against her. From what I've heard, this is >not< your typical teen movie....

"pukestain" wrote in message news:[email]...

You must have missed Election. It was great.

"Tonight's episode would have been great had it not been marred by the presence of stupid-ass Reese Witherspoon's voice. I'm getting so goddamn sick of her. All of her movies suck, and any movie she ever stars in, that doesn't involve the violent mutilation of her character, will suck. I hope she gets hit by a speeding truck and the taste of her own blood is the last sensation her brain registers before it's splattered all over the pavement. Thanks for ruining a great episode, you stupid, annoying bitch."

How cute, he has a crush.

Election was great, but I have to agree that Reese Witherspoon is a damn annoying person. Her character on Election was damn annoying making her the perfect actress to play the part.

Kevin

"pukestain" wrote in message news:[email]...

"What did he say?" "Something about being gay."

On Sun, 17 Feb 2002 21:17:47 -0600, "Nathan Loeschman" wrote:

How cute, here comes the Supernews Reese Witherspoon Fan Club. I'm sorry you can't deal with the fact that not everyone loves that stupid bitch and her shit movies. Suck it down, take your stupid "fag flames", and go back to spanking it to your director's cut of Legally Blonde.

"pukestain" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, like I really need your PERMISSION to do that...

On Mon, 18 Feb 2002 18:38:39 -0600, "Nathan Loeschman" wrote:

Apparently, you do.

Who the hell is Reese Witherspoon ?!

I am still trying to figure out who Barry Bostwick is.

Drunk and full of pie, Kent_dieGo wrote:

[Yeah, yeah... that "Pepsi Twist" commercial...]

He's that guy who plays the mayor in Spin City, IINM.

Who's Jeremy Piven?

Somebody claiming to be [email] (Katijaikat) wrote in news:[email]:

We don't know either, but it scared the hell out of us.

"Kent_dieGo" spewed forth in news:2M%b8.4092$[email] on 17 Feb 2002:

Barry Bostwick plays the mayor on Spin City. He's not half as sexy as Halle Berry ;).

Someone forgot their medacation.

Drunk and full of pie, ZForce wrote:

Wait; one groom.... TWO grooms?! Oh, my medication! [passes out into cake]

Radical!!!

Is that your FINAL answer?

"P. Piggly Hogswine" spewed forth in news:M60c8.416334$[email] on 18 Feb 2002:

Hey! Quit copying off of me! That's my thing! It's the thing that I say!

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"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...

Point out your plot holes elsewhere!!!

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Actually, Reese's best movie was Freeway, but Election is up there. It's in the top two.

and Barry Bostwick was in Rocky Horror. best movie ever...or not.

pukestain wrote:

Are you Ryan Phillipe? Sincerely, Little Girl

"pukestain" wrote in message news:[email]...

Election was an excellent movie.

"I am NOT a crackpot!"

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In article , [email] (Jacob) writes: