Patty & Selma say:

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"Je�us" wrote in message news:fqj080$dv6$[email]...

All he needs is a paperclip, an old receipt, and on old bakelite crystal radio, and he can rig the election machines.

Or maybe a gun without any bullets... some bullets...

Or maybe it's not even that complicated.

He can always marry into the Illuminati if all else fails...

Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?

Who keeps the good writers out? Who makes me a drunken lout?