DYN: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

S08E14 The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie ShowretroNov 27, 2004, 1:07 AM ET8 years later41 posts by 12 posters
41 posts
Xino Kiner

At the end of the cartoon, Poochie steals Itchy's car, leaving Itchy and Scratchy at the side of the road. Itchy and Scratchy don't seem to mind, rather they wave goodbye.

Remember that Poochie had been hitchhiking.

XINO

DevilsPGDXino Kiner

In message "Xino Kiner" wrote:

It's a cartoon IN a cartoon.

Do not taunt zombie badgers
Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

I was wondering how long we'd have to wait for another one of your pointless, anal threads, Kiner.

First of all: The whole point of the story is that I&S was becoming stale and the writers were trying to save it by bringing in Poochie, but it didn't work. It was a failure. Remember the scence where they were all watching it from OFF's living room? Nobody knew what was going on.

" Does anyone know what's goin' on? Midge, help me out here." - Moe

The idea was that it was lame, and didn't make sense.

Xino KinerMark Wilson

"Mark Wilson"

Wilson, the question was "DID YOU NOTICE", not "was it lame and did it make sense".

HOLY CHRISTMAS.

XINO

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Oh it's always the same thing with you. Some lameass little discrepancy in a scene and you assume it is your duty to inform the world. One day you'll learn to just drop it and let it slide. Here's an idea. Why don't you make your list all at once and post it, so we can get it all over with and then you can leave.

I thought you of all people would spell it with an "X" <grin>

Yes well we all know your name, you don't have to sign every single post. More anality.

Xino KinerMark Wilson

"Mark Wilson"

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NO, I consider it a privilege to share with like-minded individuals. I'm certain that there were more readers interested with the post than annoyed by it.

I say the exact same to you. Ignore me if it's really a problem. How many times must we go through this?

Why? Hell I love Christmas! It's my favorite day of the year, better than my birthday.

LOL yeah right Wilson, whatever.

BTW I could be mistaken, but I don't believe that "lameass" is a word. I believe it's "lame-ass".

XINO

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Nobody seemed to be. But whatever, I'll play along :-)

How

It's not a problem though :-) It's fun to argue with you. It's like fishing ;-)

<whoosh> okay we'll just write that one off. Somebody would have understood what I meant. (Perhaps even the same people who were interested by your OP)

I'm sure nobody cares.

Andrew BullMark Wilson

Mark Wilson wrote in message ...

Ooh, ooh, me, me! It's a Futurama reference, right?

FunkyAndrew Bull

"Andrew Bull" wrote in message news:codeub$m79$[email]...

I'm pretty sure people spelt chirstmas, Xmas before futurama

Mark WilsonAndrew Bull

"Andrew Bull" wrote in message news:codeub$m79$[email]...

better

No - but that's a good guess! I was just making it an X word (X for Xino).

Xino KinerMark Wilson

"Mark Wilson"

annoyed

Have you ever heard of lurkers?

So I've given you hours of entertainment for free. By Bart's logic, if anything, you owe me.

Under what condition? Learn English.

XINO

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yes. I have. And you can't use lurkers to support you, because they don't exist until they post, thereby becoming posters, and not lurkers. Do you catch my drift? (Or would you like me to keep snowing?)

No need to get catty simply because it went over *your* head.

Xino KinerMark Wilson

"Mark Wilson"

Let me see if I catch your drift, professor.. So you're saying that from the moment when you downloaded your very first message from a.t.s until the moment that you made your very first post to the group, you did not exist! Wow, absolutely amazing, but I must ask, how were you able to sit at your computer and post the message if you did not exist? When I was a lurker here, I believe that I existed.

It went over my head because you can't write in English.

XINO

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Ah but that's my point. None of you *knew* I existed, so therfore to everybody here, until I posted my first message, I didn't exist. My point being, lurkers don't support you until they post a message, saying they support and agree with you. And once they post, they aren't lurkers anymore.

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? But Bart, how can sound exist if there is nobody around to hear it?

I think I've made my point. If you don't get it, TS.

Oh my mistake. I was using the Japanese keyboard again. Me switch back to super-lucky english 100% why not.

Xino KinerMark Wilson

"Mark Wilson"

Yes, but you DID exist and you WERE reading messages.

Sure they do, by reading the message in the first place. My OP was for the benefit of the lurkers as well as regular posters. Only a cretinous ignoramus would say that a.t.s doesn't have any lurkers. Besides most of the lurkers probably won't post here anyway because they're afraid you'll be rude to them.

BTW, if a tree falls in the woods, and noone is around, it does indeed make sound. Sound energy does not depend on the human ear. (or any ear).

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you've made your point to the best of your ability anyway.

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm through discussing this. My point is, you can't use lurkers to support you.

I'm not saying there aren't any lurkers. I'm saying you can't prove that there ARE. Furthermore, you can't assume they think that you're posts are really interesting, anymore than I can assume they think that you are boring and anal.

they're afraid you'll be

That's not my problem. I take people how I find them, and I find you anal and pedantic.

There you go ladies and gentleman. Anal and pedantic. That was a quote from 7F08 (Dead Putting Society). Professor.

ability

Like I said, if you don't get it, TS.

Xino KinerMark Wilson

"Mark Wilson"

Idiot, I know that is a quote. I am stating a scientific fact, IT DOES INDEED MAKE A SOUND.

I get your point entirely, professor, my point is that you are wrong, and that science is on my side.

Fine by me if you don't want to discuss it further, we've said all that can be said. (twice over)

Care to move on to "what is the sound of one hand clapping?" :-)

citrus909Xino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Actually, everything we know about science leads us to believe that it makes a sound, but we still don't *know* that it does.... We can only KNOW by measuring (hearing) it, which destroys the experiment. Thus we exactly where we started; minus one tree.

Xino Kinercitrus909

"David Angelovich"

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I suppose we could argue that point, but as Mark just pointed out it is becoming off-topic. I'm okay to just drop it, Mark is getting tired of being proven wrong.

XINO

Xino KinerXino Kiner

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Fine, you're right.

Mark, if you'd like the last word, go ahead then I'll drop it.

If not, that's okay too.

XINO

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Why thankyou, I beleive I shall! And how better to finish up than in the words of Justin Timberlake in the boy band episode. Quite simply: "Word!"

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

I'm sorry, you're proving me wrong how? And about what? Idiot.

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

DOES

AND SO WHAT?!?!?! NOBODY WAS DEBATING THAT!!!! My goodness you *are* easy to argue with :-)

and

WTF?!?!?! Do you even know what you were arguing about in the first place? Go and have a lie down Kiney, I think this has strayed a tad OT.

DogWoofXino Kiner

In article , Xino Kiner wrote:

Hmmm, interesting discussion, but does it make a sine wave?

And along the same lines, if a lurker types at his or her keyboard, does that make a sound? Or does it make a sound only after the message has been posted? I'm confused, but eagerly awaiting your response.

citrus909DogWoof

"DogWoof" wrote in message news:011220042117074081%[email]...

I think the answer is, we don't know. We assume it does, but don't know for sure. If nothing can hear or measure the sound, then how do we know it is still there... ...Just as the lurker does not exist until he is measured (i.e. posts and makes his presence known).

It's kinda similar to the quantum physics experiment with Schrodinger's cat....

Mark Wilsoncitrus909

"David Angelovich" wrote in message news:7Uxrd.55802$[email]...

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And what exists further outside the known boundries of the universe?

Mark WilsonDogWoof

"DogWoof" wrote in message news:011220042117074081%[email]...

***ROFLMAO*** And would that sine wave be consistant with "burp me" ??

XPeepleXino Kiner

I'll admit that I never picked up on this element of the cartoon, so kudos in that respect, but you're ignoring everything that you 'learned' about the newsgroup your last time around. Firstly, DYNs are capsule submissions, which are acceptable on the group only a week or two after the episode airs--certainly not eight and a half years later--so you're better off e-mailing it to the current capsule maintainer. Secondly, while this group is in theory a place for the anal, banal, nerd-esque trivia that the show has often parodied, it in fact is not. Read the newsgroup and get a feel for it; personally I read it to read an opinion or two on new episodes, and maybe pop in an actual discussion.

As was said by a man wiser than I: Go home, science girl.

Xino KinerXPeeple

XPeeple, Thank you for the well thought out civilized manner in which you expressed your concerns. It is a much more effective way of reaching people than insulting, songwriting, name calling and just being a general ass, not mentioning names of course (Mark Wilson).

Not as a general rule, I'm afraid. What if I had left off the "DYN" in the subject, then would it have been acceptable? which

Where is this documented? Also, regardless anyway since I never intended it to be a capsule submission.

I can't believe you said that... of course it is.

I'm a boy.

XINO

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Whiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

people

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I'm flattered :-)

That's the spirit! Never give up.

lookXino Kiner

Xino Kiner wrote:

That's the spirit! Never give up.

Kevin Do you really need to email to reply? Just post it! Otherwise: 'ah' underscore 'chang' at sign hotmail period com
FunkyXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

I hope someone got fired for that.

Xino KinerFunky

"Funky"

uhh... wasn't a blunder. Just a detail.

Mark WilsonXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

Whatever Kiney. We all know you well enough by now to work out you were being anal again, so don't try and pretend you weren't.

Herb KauhryMark Wilson

They fight! And write! They fight and write and fight! Fight fight fight! Write write write! The Xino and Marky Show!

"Mark Wilson" wrote in message news:v%bqd.50878$[email]... > > "Xino Kiner" wrote in message
DogWoofHerb Kauhry

In article , Herb Kauhry wrote:

Don't forget Poochie...

Xino KinerHerb Kauhry

"Herb Kauhry"

Of the many songs that have been posted here, honestly this is the only funny one.

XINO

FunkyXino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...

I dunno i thought the monorail one was better

Mark WilsonHerb Kauhry

"Herb Kauhry" wrote in message news:[email]...

***ROFLMAO*** That's tops :-)

Paul BartramMark Wilson

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now I've come to love your quirks Xino's adept at spinning lies Mark's a delightful fella Sorry 'bout the constant yell-a Now here's the tricky part Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Who needs Xino / Mark We doooo!

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience...

Paul

888eight888Xino Kiner

"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:...

I though it was that Poochie was so cool, that they just let him take their car.