(long) Capsule: The Great Money Caper (CABF03)

S12E07 The Great Money CaperretroAug 19, 2002, 11:13 PM ET2 years later23 posts by 10 posters
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Benjamin Robinson

The capsule for "The Great Money Caper (CABF03)" is now available at The Simpsons Archive, at "http://www.snpp.com/episodes.html". You may access it by following the link for episode CABF03.

We plan to have "Skinner's Sense of Snow (CABF06)" up next. (This is subject to change due to schedule and resource demands, however.)

Not among the world's web-enabled? That's okay -- a copy the CABF06 capsule follows immediately. Enjoy!

The Great Money Caper                                 Written by Carolyn Omine
                                                   Directed by Michael Polcino
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Production code: CABF03                   Original Airdate on FOX: 10-Dec-2000
Capsule revision A (19-Aug-02)
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   [TVGuide.com] With Homer-logical justification, Bart and Homer go on the
   grift, and do fairly well before joining a more experienced con man for a
   big score.  Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner.  {sb}
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Blackboard:     THE NURSE IS NOT DEALING

THE NURSE IS NOT D at cutoff

Couch:          The couch is underwater.  The Simpsons, wearing scuba
                wetsuits, swim to their usual spots.  After they're settled
                in, the camera pulls back to reveal the couch is in a giant
                fishbowl.
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A Bijanki:
   ... Homer's shirt has buttons and a pocket?
   ... Hyderabad (as in, "approved by the royal magic college of Hyderabad")
       is a city in central India, and Bart pronounced its name incorrectly?
Don Del Grande:
   ... in the opening, Maggie is wearing a star instead of a bow in her hair?
   ... the sturgeon didn't burn up -- or even get hot, for that matter -
       falling through Earth's atmosphere?  (And to think NASA was spending
       all that money on heat tiles all these years ...)
Joe Green:
   ... Homer's octopus keychain?
   ... the fat, bespectacled juror?

Joe Klemm: ... the magic kit front box has a genie with a saw?

Mike Reed:
   ... the octopus thingy squeaks when Homer puts it in his pocket?
   ... this episode was rated TV-PG despite the goriness of Skinner getting
       shot?
Benjamin Robinson:
   ... the valet actually seems a little disappointed that he can't go
       joyriding in Homer's car?
   ... as he's driving home from the Squidport, Homer's right front tire
       wobbles?
   ... the "FBI man" can drive with the "EVIDENCE" sticker blocking his
       vision?
   ... Louie the crook is on the jury?
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- Starring
   - Dan Castellaneta (Homer, Questo, Cosmonaut 1, Mel, Abe, Crazy Old Man,
        Lawyer)
   - Julie Kavner (Marge, Patty)
   - Nancy Cartwright (Bart, Todd, Ralph)
   - Yeardley Smith (Lisa)
   - Hank Azaria (Valet, Mechanic, Chief Wiggum)
   - Harry Shearer (Diablo [?], Cosmonaut 2, Ned, Principal Skinner, Kent,
        Hibbert, Jasper, Judge, Otto)
  • Special Guest Voice
  • Ed Norton (FBI Agent)
- Also Starring
   - Tress MacNeille (Mrs. Hibbert, Lawyer 2)
   - Karl Wiedergott (Puppets Man)
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   - "The Great Muppet Caper" (movie)  {jk}
      - title a spoof
   ~ "The Great Santini" by Pat Conroy (book)  {jg2}
      - the Magic Palace serves "The Great Linguini"
   + "Paper Moon" (movie)
      - general plot is similar  {al}
      - Ryan and Tatum O'Neal try to sell Bibles to widows as a scam (cf.
        Homer, Bart, and Flanders)  {nf}
   + John Wayne (actor)  {gs}
      - once drunkenly addressed a group of college students, saying "I'm not
        tryin' to talk for ... for clapping"
   - "Pulp Fiction" (movie)  {bjr}
      - the ball-gag used on Marge looks similar to the ones in the film
   - "Magnolia" (movie)  {bs}
      - Officer Jim Kurring is scared poopless when a frog lands on his car
        out of nowhere, exactly like the sturgeon landed on poor Homer's car
   + "A Child's Garden of Verses" (book)  {al}
      - "A Child's Garden of Cons" is based on Robert Louis Stevenson's
        classic book of rhymes
   + "The Lone Ranger" (TV series)  {jk}
      - Homer calling Bart "Kemo Sabe"
   - "Saturday Night Live (TV series)  {kmc}
      - while on the phone Kent Brockman says "goodnight, and have a pleasant
        tomorrow" which is how Chevy Chase signed off on the Weekend Update
        sketch
   + Publisher's Clearing House (sweepstakes)  {jk}
      - the boys' Prize Patrol Scam
   - Anna Nicole Smith (actress, sort of)  {bjr}
      - she is probably the "crazy stripper girl" to whom Abe refers
   + "Scared Straight" (TV special)  {jg2}
      - Homer: "I want to scare my kid straight!"
   + "Superfreak" by Rick James (song)  {jg2}
      - Wiggum: "I'll show you the Rick James cell.  It's superfreaky!"
   + "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" (musical)  {jg2}
      - Marge: "He's doing 'Dreamcoat' at the dinner theater!"
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- [7G04] Marge gets drunk  {mr2}
- [3F06], [CABF01] A Simpson fakes their death  {jg2}
- [4F13] Springfield Squidport seen
- [4F22] Mountain Dew is mentioned
- [BABF03], [BABF20] Homer with chloroform  {mr2}
- [BABF04] Bart uses melodramatic "mystery" voice to say, "It's an illusion."
         (cf. "Or so it would seem.")  Perhaps not coincidentally, both of
         these are Carolyn Omine episodes  {bjr}
- [BABF10] Homer references to Maude's death  {mr2}
- [BABF14] The Squidport seen  {mr2}
- [BABF20] Homer rather quick to use chloroform  {bjr}
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- Sign at the Magic Palace  {bjr}
        MAGIC
        PALACE
         THE
    GREAT LINGUINI
        $5.99
  • Poster at the gift shop {bjr}

HOUDINI

[picture]

    KING
    OF CARDS
    [It's funny because Houdini was renowned for being a master
     escape artist]
  • Magic box {bjr}
    MAGIC KIT
                      +-------+
    [genie sawing]    | props |
    [lady in half]    +-------+

AGES 8 TO 80 APPROVED BY THE ROYAL MAGIC COLLEGE OF HYDERABAD

  • Sign at body shop {bjr}
              _______
             / DENTZ \
    /\/\/\/\/         \---------\
   |BLACKEST FINGERNAILS IN TOWN |
   +---    ---------------    ---+
       \__/               \__/
  • Bart's con book {bjr}
       A
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     CONS
  • Homer's new vanity plate

I GRIFT

  • "FBI man's" badge
      COLGATE CAVITY PATROL
      [seal]  CCP   [tooth]
    OFFICIAL AGENT [signature]

[part of the word "official" is obscured by the man's thumb]

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*  If the magician didn't know Marge before the show, then why were the
   monkeys wearing those green dresses?  {jg2}

= Marge's lipstick disappears when she asks the kids to be quiet. {bjr}

  • The "Russians" in the episode weren't cursing or even speaking Russian. {ob}
  • How did Homer get the gold print for Flanders' name? {mr2}
  • I don't think Abe was of employment age during the depression. {mr2}
  • Bart, who's not old enough to grow facial hair yet, wears a fake mustache, and yet no one notices how awkward this is? {al}

c When the "FBI" agent says, "Yes, fraud," the closed-captioning reads, "That's right." {bjr}

c When Homer says he still has his job "at the sweepstakes place," the CC reads, "with the prize patrol." {bjr}

+ Willie can't fire a handgun, thanks to the crippling arthritis in his index fingers.

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A Bijanki:  This was a good episode!  The plot was pretty good until the ...
   er ... craptacular ending, but the surfing bit made up for it.  In
   particular, these parts were particularly hilarious: (1) The Albany ham
   scam, LOL!!  (2) Call me mint jelly, 'cause I'm on the lamb -- that was
   funny in and of itself and then Grandpa riding away in the wheelchair was
   uproariously good. (3) The chloroform/mountain dew bit.  (4) Skinner
   standing straight and proper on the surfboard, LOL.  Because of its good
   gags, as well as a decent plot, this rates an  (A-)
Stephen Burks:  There are a few good things to say about this episode.  It did
   make me laugh out loud more than any other episode this season (that
   probably does not say much, I know), but there is just something missing
   from these episodes as the show goes into the third act (the final stretch,
   so to speak).  The beginning of the last few episodes has been sharp and
   the jokes are well timed, but by the end of the episode it feels like the
   writers, after not being able to think of any nice closing, said "let's
   throw a random surf scene in the end to piss off the a.t.s. people."  Until
   the middle of the third act I would say that this was an A episode by the
   curve of the post-season 9 episodes.  But the ending makes this a C at
   best.  (C)
Carl Johnson:  This was the first episode in a long time where nothing seemed
   superfluous; all characters present were integral to this well-made parody
   of "The Sting" (isn't it the first such parody to NOT include ragtime music
   anywhere?).  The ending was hilarious, making up for some character
   problems in the first two acts, and that plot-destructing final scene on
   the beach. All-in-all a very entertaining episode.  A high  (B)
Joe Klemm:  The most ironic thing about this show was that the ending was
   actually _less_ contrived than that of your typical Scully-era OFF episode.
   There were also some genuinely funny moments, including a typically
   thigh-slapping Ralph line ("I look like cable TV!")  I think Season 12 is
   finally starting to gain momentum.  (B)
Adam Long:  This has probably been the only episode of the season so far in
   which I know exactly where I stand on it.  I say this because it is
   probably the only episode of the season (with the possible exception of
   "Lisa the Treehugger") that was consistent in quality throughout.  [...]
   "The Great Money Caper" was pretty straightforward, and if I had to
   describe it in one word, it would be "average."  Nothing completely
   outrageous happened, but nothing very worthwhile happened either.  The plot
   dragged on, but the [way they resolved the plot] was good.  The episode
   focused on "Jerk-ass Homer" and also "Jerk-ass Bart", but they learned a
   lesson in the end.  There was humor, sure, and plenty of it worked, but
   there were about as many failed gags as successful ones.  IMO, this was the
   perfectly average episode.  (C)
Michael Nusair:  Bah.  What happened to this season?  It started out so good,
   then turned around 180 degrees and took a nosedive into the oh-so-shallow
   pool of mediocrity.  This episode -- like last weeks -- wasn't bad, really.
   But it certainly wasn't good, either.  Most of the jokes didn't work for
   me.  I spent almost all of the first two acts completely stone-faced, never
   even cracking a smile.  The third act had a couple of chuckles -- which
   were invalidated by the horrible, horrible ending.  The fact that they
   acknowledged the fact that it was a horrible ending doesn't make it any
   better, either.  It just means that they were too lazy/stupid to change it.
   (C)
Mike Reed:  Definitely one of the oddest episodes in a while, but, oddly it
   didn't stop me from enjoying it.  Marge getting drunk was very unnecessary,
   and a cheap joke, IMHO, but the grifting plot picked up nicely from the
   magic intro. From there, it was a bunch of good laughs, particularly in the
   second act. On the negative side, there were a lot of loose ends, but I
   guess that was the joke, so I'll give it a  (B+)
Robin Steinmann:  Bewildering episode to me, as I regarded it as one big
   meta-joke about, yeah, about what?  About lame sitcom plot revolving around
   the out-of-the-blue (out-of-the-MIR) need for quick-money-schemes ending
   with a bit far-fetched moral hammer?  Or about high fan expectations?  I go
   for the latter.  Still, it all fell a bit flat, and was not very memorable
   as a whole.  Not very funny, not awfully horrible.  A neutral  (C)
Fox Wolf:  Just okay.  Nothing at all to drop the grade, but the jokes weren't
   too spectacular.  The levitating tiger and Homer telling Hibbert that the
   dog wasn't for sale really caught me, and Ralph's line, and just the sight
   of Marge's hair being shot was funny.  (B-)
Yours Truly:  Yet another episode that starts to go someplace interesting, but
   doesn't end up there.  Homer and Bart (and later, Grandpa) pull off a
   series of entertaining and clever con games, and provide an unflattering
   look at their ethical bearings.  Marge's tipsy nightclub act at the
   beginning and Willie's trial near the end are also good scenes.  It's too
   bad "The Great Money Caper's" general cleverness fled it when it came time
   for the ending, which was one of those off-the-wall, "we couldn't think of
   a way to end this" endings.  In spite of its flaws, "Caper" is a pleasant
   episode.  Or was I just fooled into thinking so?  Ah, well, either way I
   enjoyed it just the same.  (B-)

AVERAGE GRADE: B- (2.67) Std Dev.: 0.7587 (16 reviews computed)

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Joe Klemm: "Pipeline" [is the] music at the end of the episode. [{al} says it's originally by the Chantays -- Ed.]

Mike Reed:  Lisa's comment on the ending being "far-fetched and insulting to
   your intelligence" is more than likely a reference to all of us who, of
   course, are going to say the same thing about the episode.
Andrew Levine gives us the recipe for this drink:  A Long Island iced tea is a
   drink which doesn't actually have any tea in it at all.  Instead, it's made
   by pouring equal parts vodka, gin, rum, triple sec, and tequila into a
   glass with ice in it.  You add a little lemon juice and fill the rest of
   the glass with cola.

Tom Restivo adds: Hmmm ... there ain't no one way to make it ...

From drinkboy.com:

   Long Island Ice Tea
   1/2 ounce Vodka
   1/2 ounce Gin
   1/2 ounce White Rum
   1/2 ounce Cointreau
   1 ounce Lemon Juice
   Top with Cola
   Build all ingredients in an ice tea glass, then top with cola and garnish
   with a lemon wedge.

From netcooks.com:

   1 oz. Rum
   1 oz. vodka
   1 oz. gin
   1 oz. orange juice
   1 oz. lime juice
   1 oz. lemon juice
   Coke or Pepsi
   soda or 7-Up
   Triple Sec
   Mix the rum, vodka, and gin together.  Add the orange juice, lime juice,
   and lemon juice.  Fill with Coke or Pepsi AND soda or 7-Up.  Top off with
   Triple Sec. Enjoy in moderation!

And from drink101.com:

Ingredients

   1/2 oz. vodka
   1/2 oz. gin
   1/2 oz. light rum
   1/2 tequila
   splash of triple sec
   splash of lime juice
   splash of Coke or Pepsi
   Lemon slice for garnish

Glass: Highball <-- What Marge drank from

   Directions: Combine everything but the Coke into a highball glass with ice,
   stir gently, add the Coke, squeeze and drop the lemon slice into the drink
   and serve.
   One key element is that it tastes fine, but kicks a wallop afterwards,
   especially by the time you down a few like Marge.  Definitely drink in
   moderation, and give Homer the keys if you drink.
... awarded by Benjamin Robinson ...:  ... "My son's not turning tricks for
   free!"  The phrase "turning tricks" is used to describe what a prostitute
   does when she's, um, providing services to a client.
Joe Klemm:  One of the latest trends that is hitting the US is the singing
   rubber fish. These devices have rubber fish being attached to a plaque as
   if it was caught. However, by pushing a button or walking pass it, the fish
   will person and start singing.  This craze is such a hit right now that
   there's even one singing fish based on Jaws.
Mike Reed adds:  Homer's comment on buying a singing rubber fish was a
   reference to a line of novelties called "Billy Bass."  [...] They sing
   "Take Me To The River" and "Don't Worry, be Happy."  I've seen the things
   given as gifts twice this year, and they are the most annoying things ever
   made.  They hypnotize children and annoy everyone else.
Matt Gasaway explains what this delicacy is:  It's a name-brand loose meat
   sandwich thing.  Came in a can.  I think you mixed it with hamburger, like
   Hamburger Helper.  Come to think of it, I haven't really seen any "Manwich"
   ads since like the 80's ... which makes it EXACTLY the kind of thing that
   Patty and Selma would serve at their place.

Plus, that Manwich was freaking HUGE!

   "For a Man-Sized Appetite, Make it a Manwich Meal".  (The ad went something
   like that.)
Benjamin Robinson:  Publishers' Clearing House is the most famous of several
   organizations running multi-million dollar sweepstakes.  When the spectacle
   of giving away large piles of cash wore thin, their marketing people came
   upon the idea of dispatching "prize patrol" vans.  Instead of just
   telephoning the winners, they'd send a small armada of spokespeople,
   models, and a TV crew to bring the good news and record it for TV
   commercials.  The commercials became well-known, and are still being
   spoofed today, in spite of the fact that they haven't run for a while.
Someone called "indigolem" sounds off about the latest non-sequitir "ending":
   Not only have the writers gotten lazy and forgotten just about every rule
   of story writing, but they now make fun of the fact that they've gotten
   lazy.  That can be done easily enough by coming here and to other forums to
   witness fans' gripes (which are, by the way, perfectly legitimate) and
   throwing them into the episode.  In addition to that, they seem to make
   their episodes lazily for the very purpose of making fun of that fact.

Just who do they make their shows for these days?

Gene Poole answers:  The very sad part is the fact that they made tonight's
   ending as a direct joke to those of you who tear each episode apart bit by
   bit and find nothing redeeming about the show, and yet you miss the point
   and see it as another flaw in the show.  Y'know what?  Obviously they can
   make good endings, they choose simply not to.  They like the episodes and
   the endings the way they are doing them; they're making them this way
   because it works for them; not because they can't come up with anything
   better.  Again I say: If you are unhappy with the episodes that are coming
   out these days, stop watching.

In conclusion, who are they making their shows for these days? Not you.

Alex J. ThreeThreeOneZeroSix writes:  Huh?  They're making it for the people
   that ignore the bad and only focus on the good of each episode?  That must
   be a strong audience to cater to.
   I thought a show like The Simpsons encouraged us to turn away from
   formulaic sitcoms that had no worthy characters and hardly any original
   story ideas.
   That was just a stupid ending.  A lazy, stupid ending that some people
   might find funny because it has absolutely nothing to do with the plot.
   And yeah, it would have been funny if The Simpsons didn't get away with
   using the idiotic, "can't make a good conclusion so let's insult the
   intelligence of the viewing audience" scene so often.
   Why should a series be commended for not even being able to connect a damn
   conclusion with its original story line?  Why should we commend it for
   getting away with outrageous story lines?  Didn't Roseanne get canceled for
   this?
Joe KlemmBenjamin Robinson

You credited this review to the wrong person. I wasn't the one who wrote that review.

Joe Klemm

Benjamin RobinsonJoe Klemm

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: (long) Capsule: The Great Money Caper (CABF03)" thread, Joe Klemm wrote:

You weren't? Then why are you taking credit for his work? Shame on you!

Seriously, the review should have been credited to Joe *Green*. I must have absent-mindedly typed in the wrong name. D'oh!

The fixed version of this capsule -- along with a few submissions I overlooked the first time around -- is up now at <http://www.snpp.com/episodes.html>. Just follow the link for CABF03.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "Nobody *ever* suspects the butterfly." -- Bart Simpson
ArionBenjamin Robinson

Hi Ben ! :)

I see that you are updating capsules... Since I'm not sure that the Simpsons Achive really received the e-mail that I actually send to them a few days ago, I'll post it here :

"(...)Every time I'm watching Simpsons episodes, I read the Simpsons Archives' Episodes Capsules. I just saw episode 2F18 "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds" (Season Six) and I think you forgot a "101 Dalmations" reference.

During Burns' song "See my vest", we can see a short visit of a woman :

"Burns: Yes...but not completely full.  For you see...
           [singing] Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food,
          The only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good.
           [to the tune of "Be Our Guest"]
          See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest,
          Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish
          Setter.
          See this hat?  'Twas my cat.  My evening wear?  Vampire bat.
          These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino.
          Grizzly bear underwear; turtles' necks, I've got my share.
          Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest;
          Try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two,
          See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!
           [with hat and cane]
          Like my loafers?  Former gophers!  It was that or skin my
          chauffers,
          But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best.
          So let's prepare these dogs --
   Woman: Kill two for matching clogs!"

That woman is *exactly* the same woman (with Disney's character design) who appears in Disney's "101 Dalmations".

See the link below in order to have a glance on that woman :

http://chezlorry.ca/Color/Dalmatians/DalmatiansCol03.gif

Sorry for my poor and doubtful english ! I'm doing my best ! ^_^;

Ludovic Gottigny (Arion) S1.1 HOM+++ BUR++CBG++ WIL++ MOE+ MOL+ FLA+ MEL- MrsK! f++ n+ Ipso $+++ 7F08, 7F10, 2F09, 2F15, 2F16, AABF20, DABF13 M1980
R H MenzelBenjamin Robinson

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-Xganon

David BruntR H Menzel

You reposted over 1350 lines to add that pointless drivel?

I can't work out if you're an idiot or a troll, or both. Still, you'll soon be back at school to keep your little mind occupied instead of posting here...

R H MenzelDavid Brunt

David Brunt wrote in message news:ak0b5g$tt6$[email]...

soon

In order to goof on Xganon's style, I had to "repost". Try top keep up!

BTW, you're also wrong on my age, etc. Just goes to show you how unobservant you are.

-Bob

David BruntR H Menzel

Why? If he's acting like a fool or deliberate troll then there's no reason for you to copy him as he'd be too thick skinned or stupid to realise.

Copying a fool or troll is no excuse for that amount of repost, just makes you look worse.

unobservant

You still acted like an idiot, however old you are.

R H MenzelDavid Brunt

David Brunt wrote in message news:ak0fk6$1e7$[email]...

Point One: You didn't get my joke. That's fine!

Point Two: You don't see the irony in you responding to my posts? That's sad for you.

Point Three: Learn to admit when you are wrong.

Point Four: Who the fuck do you think you are to pass judgement on anyone else, you little pissant!?

Point Five: Yes, that was immature!

David BruntR H Menzel

Wasting bandwidth is not a joke. There are many people who pay by the minute for internet access who would have wasted money in downloading your message. Maybe you don't care about that. That's fine!

There is nothing ironic in telling a jerk they've been a jerk. It's more a public service.

Have you learned that lesson yet then? You wasted a large amount of bandwidth, so *you* are in the wrong here. Nobody else, *you*.

Someone who cares more about the rules of internet posting than you, you great big asshole who doesn't like their actions being questioned.

Don't try to come the moral high ground, when you were in the wrong in the first place. You sound like a spoiled little child who has been told off and are stamping your foot and crying because you can't get your own way.

At least you admit it now.

R H MenzelDavid Brunt

David Brunt (who's medication wore off) wrote in message news:ak0pvv$5h5$[email]...

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Hey, shithead! Why don't you piss on the guy who originally posted it, along with all the others who post long, rambling posts! 99% of the posts here or anywhere else are drivel. Or haven't you noticed.

Plus: You can question me all you like, too! Just try to listen to the answers.

And as far as sounding like a petulent child.... listen to yourself....

Then fuckoff!

Your pal, Bob

David BruntR H Menzel

The capsule submission has every right to be posted here. It has been done that way for almost a decade with no complaints, a fact you seem to be completely unaware of.

If you consider it drivel, then why are you posting here? You exhibit all the signs of troll behavior, so the sooner you crawl off and die the better. You won't be missed here when you go.

Now fuck off back to your hole, it hasn't been a pleasure talking to you.

fishyDavid Brunt

I think that you are a little confused as to what is going on. I would suggest that you try to follow your own conversations. Bob's joke may or may not have been funny, but your posts are rapidly becoming hilarious. Please combine them into script form and submit them to Johnny Carson.

fishy: Sig-free since 1996!
R H MenzelDavid Brunt

Aw! Now you're mad at me! We're still getting together for Thanksgiving, aren't we?

That GuyDavid Brunt

"David Brunt" wrote in message news:ak14g3

You win, Dave. You have proven that you can be more immature than Bob. Congrats!

R H MenzelThat Guy

That Guy wrote in message news:Pwt99.995$[email]...

you.

Oh, no you don't!!! I can be WAY more immature than anybody!

Clair "9cds" ShawR H Menzel

Bob may be immature but he's funny :)

Well done - you have both found the ULTIMATE flame-war :P

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R H MenzelClair "9cds" Shaw

Clair wrote in message news:[email]...

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I congratulate you on recognizing true genius!

:o)

-Bob

Clair "9cds" ShawR H Menzel
:)
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Benjamin RobinsonDavid Brunt

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: (long) Capsule: The Great Money Caper (CABF03)" thread, David Brunt wrote:

It would have been only 1114 lines if he hadn't reformatted the margins ...

Can xganon technically even have a style? The xganon posts have the tagline, "This post was anonymized at http://www.xganon.com". I'd say xganon is not one person but several people using an anonymizer, each with differing levels of cluefulness, and each with a different posting style.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "Nobody *ever* suspects the butterfly." -- Bart Simpson
marikaR H Menzel

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:...

Forgot to say-amazing he forgot anything in that long message- whether he will leave the front door unlocked for you.

mk5000

"I'm busy renovating a vacation house. I had heard that Wolf stoves were the cat's meow for serious cooking" -- Gary Weigand

Fred Dart FsvBenjamin Robinson

[email] (Benjamin Robinson) wrote in message news:...

How come you've put the two squidport references seperately?

Benjamin RobinsonFred Dart Fsv

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: (long) Capsule: The Great Money Caper (CABF03)" thread, Fred Dart wrote:

The 4F13 one was made by several people (which is why it has no specific personal credit). The BABF14 one is unique to Mike Reed (mr2). Likewise, if two different people found two different references to the same thing, I would have listed both observations.

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "Nobody *ever* suspects the butterfly." -- Bart Simpson