Speaking of "un-returnable", don't forget the French Canadians and there Cirque-de-Whatever. As French-Canadians, they don't believe in refunds.
All this time I thought the "Dream Weaver" song by Gary Wright contained the line: "Maybe to an astrolabe", but now, courtesy of the Internet, which is still around, and on computers, I find out differently. Here are the words:
I've just closed my eyes again Climbed aboard the dream weaver train Driver take away my worries of today And leave tomorrow behind
(chorus Ooh dream weaver I believe you can get me through the night Ooh dream weaver I believe we can reach the morning light Fly me high through the starry skies Maybe to an astral plane Cross the highways of fantasy Help me to forget today's pain
(chorus again
Though the dawn may be coming soon There still may be some time Fly me away to the bright side of the moon And meet me on the other side
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