Alt Tv Rewind

KerryDownNov 4, 2002, 8:16 PM ET

"Woooooo, a head bag, that's chock full of head-y goodness"

Sydney AssbasketNov 4, 2002, 11:56 PM ET↩ KerryDown

"The dream police, they live inside my head, the dream police, they come to me in my bed, the dream police, they're going to arrest me now, oh noooOOOOO! Oh hello, Mr. Simpson! May I spray you in a playful manner?"

"The south shall COME AGAIN!"
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David McClearyNov 4, 2002, 11:57 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasket

Spray the boy

"Sydney Assbasket " wrote in message news:[email]...

to me

Oh

badly?

slatconsultingNov 5, 2002, 1:03 AM ET↩ David McCleary

"Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!"

simpsfanNov 5, 2002, 2:27 AM ET↩ KerryDown

"A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle!"

BigBlueNov 5, 2002, 2:33 AM ET↩ simpsfan

On Tue, 05 Nov 2002 07:27:34 GMT, simpsfan wrote:

"A Mounds is not a sprinkle!"

Simon OughNov 5, 2002, 4:51 AM ET↩ BigBlue

"BigBlue" wrote in message news:[email]...

"Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!"

......or my fave Homer/Apu combo.......

Homer: You're old meat made me sick! Apu: I'm so sorry. Please accept 5 pounds of frozen shrimp. Homer: (sniffs) This shrimp isn't frozen, and it smells funny! Apu: Ok 10 pounds. Homer: WooHoo!!!!

(Sounds of the ambulance sirens)

KSBerczikNov 5, 2002, 8:05 AM ET↩ Simon Ough

Personally, my favorite Homer/Apu combo is

Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.

Homer: You're...selling what, now?

Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.

Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]

Apu: He's got me there.
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Bill Gates is a white Persian cat and a monocle away from being a villain in a James Bond movie. - Dennis Miller

KatijaikatNov 10, 2002, 2:45 AM ET↩ Simon Ough

Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not here. Thank you, come again!

I always laugh when I see the shrimp, obviously not frozen, flop around as Homer holds it up.

SteveNov 19, 2002, 7:05 PM ET↩ Katijaikat

"Now this is just between me and you.........smashed hat"

David McClearyNov 5, 2002, 2:50 AM ET↩ KerryDown

"Never have I seen such abuse of the Take a Penny Leave a Penny Jar."

Doctor SpongNov 5, 2002, 6:17 AM ET↩ KerryDown

On Tue, 05 Nov 2002 01:16:39 GMT, "KerryDown" wrote:

His entire rant to Skinner after hearing his 'Jurassic Park' book proposal.

'What were you thinking sir!'

TotenkopfNov 5, 2002, 7:35 AM ET↩ Doctor Spong

Young man, your gigantic cone is making a mockery of our self serve policy.

~Totenkopf~

Sydney AssbasketNov 5, 2002, 4:52 PM ET↩ Doctor Spong

That is my favorite. My friends and I quote it all the time.

"First you think of a story that's already been done. Then you give it a title nobody could possibly like"

(dissolve)

"FIFTEEN WEEKS on the New York Times best seller list!"

(dissolve)

"One of the most popular movies of all time, sir!  What were you thinking?!  I
mean thank you, come again."
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AmitNov 5, 2002, 8:07 AM ET↩ KerryDown

"KerryDown" wrote in message news:XZEx9.191747$%[email]...

"Get out of my shop.....and come again!"

AmitNov 5, 2002, 8:11 AM ET↩ KerryDown

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After getting his US citizenship: "Which way to the welfare office?......just kidding! I work I work"

Mark WildenNov 5, 2002, 11:34 AM ET↩ KerryDown

Please don't offer my god a peanut!

BrianNov 5, 2002, 12:47 PM ET↩ Mark Wilden

Mark WildenNov 5, 2002, 2:41 PM ET↩ Mark Wilden

"Mark Wilden" wrote in message news:[email]...

I"m an idiot. No foreign person has ever used a contraction in the history of English-speaking media. Make that

"Please do not offer my god a peanut!"

Sydney AssbasketNov 5, 2002, 4:54 PM ET↩ Mark Wilden

When Apu see's the high prices at the magazine store in the airport (or mall, I forget which):

"Look at this markup!  I salute you, you magnificent bastard!"
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JimboNov 6, 2002, 11:11 AM ET↩ KerryDown

One of my favorites: "For the next 5 minutes, I am going to party like it's on sale for 19.99"

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Uncle Bert HimperdunckNov 6, 2002, 7:24 PM ET↩ Jimbo

"Jimbo" wrote in message news:3dc93c42$[email]...

it's

I am the freak-a-zoid Come on and wind me up

Brad FilipponeNov 9, 2002, 5:48 AM ET↩ Jimbo

Someone should have told him that the new millenium didn't start until $20.01.

Brad

Yngwie MalmsteenNov 6, 2002, 10:46 PM ET↩ KerryDown

"He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had."

Mike IGCNov 8, 2002, 11:02 PM ET↩ KerryDown

(To Marge) Oh, banana bread. Hallelujah, all our problems are solved.

(To Bart and Lisa) Now put down those magazines or I'll blow your heads off.

Cynically DepressedNov 9, 2002, 9:26 AM ET↩ KerryDown

In article , "KerryDown" wrote:

When Homer suggests that Apu have a family he says something like, "I have noticed that your country is dangerously underpopulated."

Sydney AssbasketNov 9, 2002, 4:38 PM ET↩ Cynically Depressed

"Thank you for coming!  I'll see you in hell!"
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D PNov 9, 2002, 10:22 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasket

"Sanjay to the front with the windex, Sanjay to the front with the windex."

Best Apu lines ever