My favorite Springfieldian.
"Good news, I bought 'munchies'! Smithers, the Cheetos."
"... and Mr Tom Jones." (hello Marge)
"Have the Rolling Stones killed" "But sir, those weren't the..." "DO AS I SAY!"
"Stop everything! I don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!" "Uh, sir, that's BOWELING"
"Oh, take a copy of my new book, 'Will there ever be a rainbow?'"
"You don't have to sue me to get my pants off..."
etc
WOW, I was thinking of these today. Ahoy hoy is obvious. Walking up to vending machine and talking.
And of course the best one, his Oh no the Germans speech.
Bazilla
I've had my share of wieners that day!
(or something to that extent)
On Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:20:29 -0000, Tumasae wrote:
My favorites:
1. Fly, my pretties, fly! 2. I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro? 3.Lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you.
But, every word Monty sais is hilarious :-)
Smithers, there seems to be a rocket in my pocket.
"re-cy-cling?"
"I'm a big boy!"
re-cyyy-kling?
Heh heh. Shut up little girl.
Ketchup...Catsup...Ketchup...Catsup; I'm in way over my head.
Do you know where the Burns-O's are?
re-cy-cling?
"Since the dawn of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun" - "Who Shot Mr. Burns".
"Hoy hoy" - everytime he answers the phone. Very few poeple understand this joke, as it was Alexander Graham Bell's desired way greet phone callers.
"Are you here from Collier's Magazine?"
And my fave, repeated often:
"Homer Simpson?"
Chris� wrote:
"Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name!"
"I think I know who Homer Simpson is!"
"Michael J. Astrauskas" wrote in message news:[email]...
I just like "Simpson, eh?"
Nonsense, Smithers. Dogs are idiots. How would you like it if I came into your house, started licking your face and sniffing at your crotch?
If *you* did it, sir?
Who the devil are you?
"In2Drumz" wrote in message news:[email]...
Egggcelent!
Are you saying "Burns"! or "Boooo-urns"?
I suspect you need some help working your telephone machine!
Let's check the old stock ticker, where did I leave it last...September 1929... oh no, oh no! Smithers! why didn't you inform me of this "stock market crash"?
Uhh... it's "Are you saying boo, or booo-urns?"
my tires. "
Santino
Oups. you're right, of course, Sorry. :-)
I still like this one though:
Let's check the old stock ticker, where did I leave it last...September 1929... oh no, oh no! Smithers! why didn't you inform me of this "stock market crash"?
Post haste!
That one is my favorite. I also like...
Homer: Here are your messages:
"You have 30 minutes to move your car",
"You have 10 minutes",
"Your car has been impounded",
"Your car has been crushed into a cube",
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube".
[phone ringing]
Homer: [answers] Yello, Mr. Burns' office.
Burns: Is it about my cube?-- Rick
I was saying "Boo-urns"...
Neil
"Neil Thomas" wrote in message news:[email]...
Mine is "Does anyone have any real questions?"
Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!
Also, it's not a quote, but when Burn's laughs for a day and a half about crippling the guy with the bumper car, forgets what he's laughing about, then remembers and laughs again, that's hilarious...and he does have a quote, something about "What was I laughing at...oh yes, that crippled Irish man."
I know you kids view me as some sort of "booger man".
Since the beginning of time, mankind has longed for one thing: to block out the sun!
Homer Simpson. Ho - mer Simp-son. Homer SIMPson. HO-mer Simp son.
I said, get in!
"Fill it up with petrol"
"See my vest, see my vest, oh won't you please come and see my vest! I really like the vest."
"How dare you disturb me during my lime rickey"
"release the hounds"
"that's leprosy for you"
"I'm going to get your lucky charms"
"Smithers, remove my belt"
How about: "Almost sexual, isn't it, Smithers?"
"Ehh."
--R--
"Ramandu" wrote in message news:[email]...
Sitting!!...the great leveler...from the mightiest pharoah to the lowliest peasant, who doesnt enjoy a good sit?\
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Does Burns have any serious dialogue? Most of what he says is funny.
Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay to be successful in business. ________________________________________________________________
If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?
Remove "bination" to reply.
Ketchup. . . Catsup. Ketchup. . . Catsup.
----- Richard Schultz [email] Department of Chemistry, Bar-Ilan University, Ramat-Gan, Israel Opinions expressed are mine alone, and not those of Bar-Ilan University ----- "Maybe we need to stop thinking of this as a Mideast crisis and just think of it as Mideast culture." -- quoted in _The Onion_, 18 Oct 2000
Does anyone have change for a button?
You call this postum?
I know what I hate. And I don't hate this.
It was I, you fools! The man you trusted isn't 'Wavy Gravy' at all. And all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco.
Drink up, Judah Ben-Hur.
What's wrong with Crippler?
Look at them. Standing and walking like a couple of Rory Calhouns.
No! I'm having one
Burns: "Smithers, do you think my power plant killed those ducks ??" Smithers: "Theres no doubt about it" Burns "(sniffs) Excellent"