January First

Time to get your tax return in the mail!

Don't forget the mint

Wavking wrote:

Unlike Ned Flanders, some of us aren't self-employed, so we have to wait for our W-2 forms (...and our 1099-DIVs from our mutual funds...and our 1099-INTs from our banks).

The mint? What, does the IRS pay refunds in leftover dollar coins now (the way the machines at the Post Offices do)? Oh, "mint"...haven't you been watching TV lately? Mints and other hard candy register as explosives in X-ray machines. "Why does this candy have a fuse in it?" "Er, because it's rock candy, and it's made by forming around that string?"

so bitter

way to blow a good new years joke

whippythewit wrote in message news:NDVQ9.2702$[email]...

Help! Something bit me on the ass!

Could've been a joke, but I wouldn't be able to recognize one, even if it was.

"Don Del Grande" wrote in message news:[email]...

You take things way to literally.