Lenny & Karl small talk

I checked snpp.com, and there wasn't a list of the fantabulously witty L&K exchanges. We must erectify this boner immediately!!

I'll start:

Karl: Sending some outgoing mail? Lenny: You know it! Karl: I might send some tomorrow. [L&K high-five]

Lenny and Carl you could say.

Bazilla

444 wrote:

Did you hear something? No. Did I? I don't know. Sincerely, Little Girl

Is Karl a new characeter on the Simpsons?

Carl: So what happens now....is the food free or do we pay someone?

Lenny: Of course not. They send you a bill.

Carl: Well that's why I asked! That's how you learn, by asking, ya dumbass!

Lenny: It's a secret. Karl: Shuuuut uuuuup.

"444" wrote in message news:[email]...

Carl: Ecch! That Barlow's a right-wing crackpot. He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity! Can you believe that?

Lenny: Yeah, switch the station. I consider myself politically correct, and his views makes me uncomfortable.

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Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.

Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.

Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.

Lenny: Ohhh! Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.

in article [email], 444 at [email] wrote on 2/4/02 10:22 PM:

Lenny and Carl should def. have a site devoted to them, and I think I'll make a page for them on my Simpsons site. I'll post when it's ready...any other great Lenny and Carl moments that should be included?

The one about the, you know, the coffee mug.

Hey, is that a new coffee mug? Nope. Looks a little bigger.

Something like that. And I was just being kool when I spelled "Carl" as "Karl." Kan't you give a brother a breac?

Drunk and full of pie, 444 wrote:

Aw, now he's ragging on air conditioning. Hey, that keeps us cool in the summer, pal!

Power off, Einstein!

[email] (The Rack) wrote in message news:...

Bloom County - when Opus tries to meet his long-lost relatives in the Antarctic.

Drunk and full of pie, Tim Hall wrote:

BINGO! Ah, yes! Another B.C. fan! Woo hoo!

I enjoy all forms of humour, from Wizard Of Id to B.C.!

sorry, I just really like Mission Hill.

I like this one:

Lenny and Carl in cafeteria, Lenny looks at rotating donut display on counter.

Lenny: "I wonder what makes it turn?" Carl: "Who cares."

• mariner

and we did it all.. thanks to teamwork!

yeah, _my_ teamwork.

"444" wrote in message news:[email]...

Carl: So, huh ain't you guys gonna ask me about my hat?

Lenny: Hey, Carl..........what's with the hat?

Carl: Oh, what, this thing? I got it down at the museum. It's what the ancient Egyptians called, a � souvenir �.

Okay, Kristian Ronge and I might be the only ones who'll get this...

"Why not 'Lenny & Karl Eiffel', or 'Lenny & Karl C++'?"

(Dennis Miller ratio takes over...)

[email] (The Rack) wrote in message news:...

Taken from the late, great comic strip Bloom County. This was when Bill The Cat was running for president against Reagan in 1984.

Drunk and full of pie, Tim Hall wrote:

Heh. Yep. And Opus was running for VEEP. Cool! B.C. & The Simpsons... coming together in such a beautiful way.

What was that Homer quote, where he sarcastically says "My home life and my work life... coming together in such a beautiful way", or somesuch? Which ep was that again?

Bloom County was the greatest satirical comic strip of all time. I have every single compilation book by B.B., plus a copy of Death Tongue's only #1 hit way back in 1986.

Drunk and full of pie, =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Chris=AE?= wrote:

That's why it relates to the Simpsons--the single greatest American satirical TV show of all time.

Carl is spelled with a C. please see the Stonecutter's episode for proof, where Carl's chair has his name monogrammed on the headrest.

Rory Calhoun wrote in message news:...

Thank you, http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF22, for helping me contribute to this thread, and for keeping me off of Focusyn (I'm on Luvox)!!!

% Homer wears his bright blue cutoffs to work the next day.

Homer:      I tell you, the kid's a wonder.  He organized all the
            lawsuits against me into one class action.
Lenny:      That's gotta save all kinds of travel time.
Homer:      You know it.  Plus, he gave me this appointment dealy.
            It's got my whole week in there.
Carl:       [whistles]  Sweet.
Homer:      Ah, this thing will do anything.  Watch, I'll ask it how
            many leagues in a furlong.  No wait, I'll make it say,
            "Whassamatta, you?" in Turkish.  [fiddles with keyboard]
Organizer:  [in Turkish]  <Whassamatta, you?>
Homer:      And look at this -- [pulls out a grater from the side of
            the organizer] -- a cheese grater!
Lenny:      Man, technology's amazing.
Carl:       A guy can do great things with a gadget like that.
Homer:      Oh, if you want one, they sell 'em at --
Carl:       [interrupts]  Yeah, a guy can do great things.  [slurps
            soda]

And don't forget the conversation between Lenny and Carl in the parking lot of the football stadium, episode unknown:

Lenny: What'd he say? Carl: I dunno. Something about being gay.

And the "Roy" episode.

Carl: Gee Homer, uhh, ... you got a nice house here.

Space Museum

Homer Loves Flanders, 1F14

Rory Calhoun wrote in message news:...

The conversation between Lenny and Carl as they mock Homer because Homer tried to go to work the day that the plant was closed for fumigation. Episode unknown, unable to find at www.snpp.com, conversation not remembered.

Space Museum

That would be The Mr. X episode...I forget the name of that episode though, is it The Computer Wore Menace Shoes?

Lenny and Carl didn't go to work because they got the email that said the plant was closed...and that set up the rest of the episode.

Austin

in article [email], Aaron Hirshberg at [email] wrote on 2/6/02 8:22 AM:

Ah, yeah, anyone remember how this went?

The Computer Wore Menace Shoes, CABF02.

I don't know if it was Lenny and Carl talking to each other, maybe just Lenny in the Space Coyote ep.. "They say he carved it - from a *bigger* spoon".

Hilarious.

444 wrote:

"visitor" wrote in message news:[email]...

Hey, I got a magic bat too!

And, I got an enchanted jock strap!

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

I used to have a hi-larious sound file about that episdoe. I made simpsons sound files to fill the voids in my booze-soaked life. But I deleted it. Damn.