The August 30, 2004 edition of USA TODAY features a story on page 5B headlined "No. 2 pencils No. 1 with teachers."
In the 1993 episode "Homer Defined," Homer can be seen reading a "USofA TODAY" newspaper with the headline "America's Favorite Pencil: No. 2 is No. 1."
(Yes, USA TODAY capitalizes their own name. Why? I don't know.)
"Ryan W. Mead" wrote in message news:[email]...
If you ask me, USA Today is nothing but a flimsy hodgepodge of pie graphs, factoids and Larry King.
On Tue, 31 Aug 2004 00:59:24 GMT, in article , Former Executive Producer Mike Scully drawled...
And the good people of the USofA just eat up that pablum.
"It's War" "Dick Cavett Born" "Extremely Large, Ugly, Baby Born"
At least USA Today is not the result of the merger of several tabloid newspapers and porn magazines, like The Springfield Shopper.
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In article , "Former Executive Producer Mike Scully" wrote:
why do you think USA TODAY's nickname in the industry is "McPaper" ?
"Daniel Dreibelbis" wrote in message news:[email]...
graphs,
Not to mention they hired that farking slob Michael Moore to "cover" the RNC
"BrewMaster" wrote in message news:...
Yeah, but they're still the only paper in America that isn't afraid to say what we're all thinking: that everything is just fine!
In article , [email] (Ryan W. Mead) wrote:
"we're eating more beets! and eating less popcorn!"
Daniel Dreibelbis wrote in message news:...
Umm, .... because the people at Krusty Burger use it to wrap hamburgers?
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