Homer to the insurance adjuster regarding Moe's: "It's a pornography store! I was buying pornography!"
My Favourite "Simpsons" Quote
May 13, 2005, 3:13 PM ET18 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Homer (to Bart & Milhouse) "Don't give me no jive turrrrrrrrrkey!"
"In the future, everyone will be shot."
"I didn't say it would be great to have two wives. I said it would be great to have two knives!"
"Tonight on TV the dog from Frasier is riding the dolphin from Seaquest."
Aaron Space Museum
"repo136" wrote in message news:d630r5$e6v$[email]...
A turkey is a bad person!
There, there, Bart. If something's hard, then it's not worth doing
I've checked it, *Ninja* really wrote this:
Or (from the same episode) "I've been safarian since before you were born". And of course "Generation X maybe shallow but at least they have respect and tolerance for everyone", of course that one was Lisa's.
homer : "financial panther eyy?.." cuts to homer thinking "...go get him sheba!!!"
"BBB" wrote in message news:e4Qhe.80981$[email]...
Yep, getting drunk at the ol' flower shop... (Homer)
Not my favorite, but I heard this one last night and never caught on to how it was funny until now...
After Wiggum arrests the kids for breaking curfew:
Wiggum: [to the kids] And let this be a lesson to you! Kids never learn!
Marge: Hmm, you're not listening. You're only hearing what you wanna hear. Homer: Thanks! I'd love an omelette right about now.
Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
There's your answer, fish-bulb.
Chalmers: Get off my school, Skinner.
Skinner: No, you get off MY school!!
"AndrewJ" wrote in message news:[email]...
Quick, chew through my ballsack!
Ralph: "hi principal skinner, hi super nintendo chalmers"
"Wawamso Spelucker" wrote in message news:w%6he.41986$[email]...
Yeah, they do put in a little British humor every once in a while.
That was a zombie Flanders?
"Chuck" wrote in message news:[email]...
"A bear has wandered down from the hills, in search of food or, possibly employment...."
"Also join us later for highlights of our round the clock coverage, including when the milkman came, and when Marge Simpson put the cat out.....possibly because it was harrassed, we....don't know for sure."