Hello. At work today we had debates on the best Rainier quotes. Have any to share?
Mine is "Why do men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke."
David
Best Rainier Wolfcastline Line?
Jul 21, 2001, 3:25 AM ET59 posts by 43 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Maria. My mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee.
"Phishrulz2" wrote in message news:[email]...
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"Now I will do my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."
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You suck, McBain!
Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.
MIne is when he's playing Radioactive Man and they pour the acid on them. Its real acid and it gets out of hand then he says, "AGH the goggles. They do nothing." Its just a funny jab at how people think as long as they wear safety goggles they'll be ok
On 21 Jul 2001, Phishrulz2 wrote:
AHH! are ALL from a Star is Burns?!
How bout when Grandpa is watching the McBain movie:
No! i Must deliver these pennies to UNICEF!
-Mckoolio :-)
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GO, pennies! Help the puny children who need you!
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McBain to base. Under attack by Commie Nazis.
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=v= "Perhaps you are all homosexuals!" (****)
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"My Ferrari! I had to do awful things to pay for her!" Maybe it's just the novelty of it, but it's the best of recent memory.
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"My bologna has a first name" "It's O-S-C-A-R" "My bologna has a second name"
Aaron Hirshberg
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It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...
The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars.
---------Burnsie, Red Sox Fan----------- "When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue."---Monty Burns
It's actually:
"My bratwurst has a first name, It's F-R-I-T-Z" ________________________________________________________________
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[email] (Sydney Assbasket ) wrote in message news:...
OH-MY-GOD! Are you trying to tell me that I misquoted someone? :-)
Aaron Hirshberg
Jay: "How do you sleep at night?" Ranier: "On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies..."
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In the McBain movie when his partner (one day short of retirement) is shot full of dozens of holes.
Partner: "I'm done for McBain." McBain: "No, you're talking crazy"
The stupidity of that remark and how typical it is of action movie dialogue cracked me up.
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I loved how the partner showed McBain a picture of his boat, which had a name like "S.S. Live Forever" or something. ________________________________________________________________
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his woody allen "impression"
Rainier: "That is some outfit Scoey. It makes you look like a homosexual" Audience : Boo! Rainier: "Maybe you are all homosexuals too"
The best
"Ice to see you!"
My favorite is from his late night show:
Rainer: Hey, Skoie, that outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Boo!!!
Rainer: Maybe you all are homosexuals too!
Audience Boo!! ________________________________________________________________
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"Arrrrrrgh! MY EYES.... THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING...."
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"UP AND AT THEM." "nooooo... Up and at `em!" "UP AND ATT THEM."
Charlie wrote:
Caught loading upon junk food...
"It's for a movie. I play a fat secret agent."
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With atom spelled A-T-O-M, it makes a deliscious pun!
"On closer inspection, these are loafers."
"From here they appear to be tied, but I will move in for a closer look."
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Who are you, the narrator?
Aaron Hirshberg
=v= No, you're thinking of _Futurama_. He's Bart!
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=v= I contend that that gnarly Rainier-dude was (*******)
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...said Aaron Hirshberg, with a gleam in his eye. ________________________________________________________________
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It's "Up and ATOM" A play on words (He was Radioactive man. Radioactivity... atoms... get it?)
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"Ice to see you!"
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"Time for anuda meeting....In Bed!!!"
"Hey, McBain, your last movie sucked!" "Yeah, there were script problems from day one." ________________________________________________________________
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Yeah, magic ticket--my ass, McBain.
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Maria, my mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee.
"Charlie" wrote in message news:[email]...
No dude! That's from the Radioactive Man movie, with Millhouse as Fallout Boy.
"Mendozaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!" is from the McBain movie
"Joseph Phelan" wrote in message news:...
Oops! Sorry, My Mistake. Of course... The Radioactive Man Movie.
Charlie.
Better!
Phishrulz2 wrote:
"Maybe you are all homosexuals too!" Sincerely, Little Girl
"Right now I feel like holding another meeting....in bed"
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Don't know if these have been used yet.
Brockman: How do you sleep at night? Rainier: On a huge pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
AND
Brockman: Here's out of work actor, Rainer Wolfcastle. Rainier: "Please somebody, I need the work. I've dropped my asking price to only $20 million. I will do nude. (not sure about that one in particular)" Brockman: Folks, he is desperate!
Shawn
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The goggles, they do nothing!
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Shawn Lucas & Christine Mullen wrote:
"I'll due nude scenes, I'll play a nerd, anything!"
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Don't make me punch yuh throat!
On Wed, 25 Jul 2001 02:58:58 GMT, "Shawn Lucas & Christine Mullen" wrote:
You mean Jay Sherman, eh?
TTYL
[sherman] - uhh McBain, your shoe's untied... [wolfcastle] - From up here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look...
... long pause ... ... nightfall ...
[wolfcastle] - Upon closer inspection, these are loafers.
Always cracked me up, because of my height, and choice in footwear. This line gets so much milage...
-iHorner [oh no! Commie-nazis!!!]
the goggles, they do nothing!!!! "iHorner" wrote in message news:[email]...
closer look...
line gets so much milage...
I think you all are homosexuals too...
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up and at them
I'm thinking about having another meeting... in bed.
The critic (jay sherman): how do you sleep at night? McBane: On a big pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful women.
Ranier: "Maybe you all are homosexuals too!"
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same ep... (jay) your shoes are untied. (rainer) from here they appear to be tied, but i will bend down for a closer inspection...
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<Hours later> (ranier) on closer inspection, they are loafers!:)
"I especially like the human aspect." ~In response to Sideshow Bob coming from behind the water cooler.
"Why do men always leave the toilet seat up? That was the joke."
~Paul Melnyk, too Laozi to come up with a witty nickname. "An autocrat is a facist that's loved, a dictator is a fascist that's hated."
His Woody Allen impression was great too.
"I'm a neurotic little nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."
But seriously, can anyone remember what his Woody Allen impression was? ________________________________________________________________
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On 21 Jul 2001 07:25:00 GMT, [email] (Phishrulz2) wrote:
Rainier: Excuse me, you're doing the station all backwards. Let me show you how to do it like a man! Homer: [gasps] Ranier Wolfcastle! Oh, I love your movies, and your Powersauce Bars, and your taut, rippling... Rainier: Hey, hey, hey, that's enough. Now step over to the Abdominator, and I will shout slogans at you. Push! Harder! Go past the max! Reach over the top! Master your ass!