Is Maude Flanders gay?

I wish!

Close, she's dead.

Does deceased imply gaeity?

On Sun, 12 May 2002 19:49:34 GMT, "Sir Arther Borttendimble" wrote:

Yes...Maude is probably laughing it up all the other dead celebrities right now.

John Dillinger...Ty Cobb...Josef Stalin...<SIGH> I wish I was dead.

Sir Arther Borttendimble wrote in message news:iHzD8.9169$[email]...

"So how's Maude Flanders? She playin' the field? Really, all those guys??"

If this Homer/God gossip is true, she's having quite the gay old time.

"Jedah And Sonans" wrote in message news:3cdef17a$[email]...

So God, did you hear about Krusty? I mean, I knew he was a player, but...

Yours truly, Some bozo

oh, she's certainly eating her share of weiners, that's for sure.

[sorry about that one, but someone put a spell on me forcing me to type it. uh oh, here comes another - must drop pantaloons ...]

I doubt it. She looked like she really craved that footlong.