Alt Tv Rewind

SergioJan 10, 2002, 9:12 AM ET

Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world.  We've gotta have him and
his wife over for drinks sometime.
Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer.
Homer: Oh, a swinging bachelor, eh?  Well, there's lots of foxy ladies
       out there.
Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little... festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more.  Happy as a clam.
Marge: [insisting]  He prefers the company of men!
Homer: Who doesn't?
Marge: Homer, listen carefully.  John is a ho - mo...
Homer: Right.
Marge: ... sexual.
Homer: [pause] Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod!  Oh my god!  I danced with a gay!  Marge,
       Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone.  [shaking Lisa]  Promise
       me!!

Internet KingJan 10, 2002, 10:10 AM ET↩ Sergio

Mr Burns wrote:

He didn't give you gay, did he? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap! Sincerely, Little Girl

BazillaJan 10, 2002, 1:19 PM ET↩ Internet King

Many times I use this, not when people are around though incase I get hit.

Bazilla

Dr. EvilJan 10, 2002, 10:26 AM ET↩ Sergio

"Mr Burns" wrote in message news:Jjh%7.224$[email]...

and

Now I can never say only straight people have been in this house.

ZAAAAAAP!!!!!

Y2BogusJan 10, 2002, 12:32 PM ET↩ Dr. Evil

"Dr. Evil" wrote in message news:a1kbrd$kq8$[email]...

Bart, where did you get that shirt?

Dr. EvilJan 11, 2002, 6:34 AM ET↩ Y2Bogus

"Y2Bogus" wrote in message news:[email]...

Something about a group of guys hanging around in the woods, seems kinda gay.

Kristian RongeJan 10, 2002, 2:32 PM ET↩ Dr. Evil

On Thu, 10 Jan 2002, Dr. Evil wrote:

Mmm... sap...

/ Kristian
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-"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy
  people?"

Charles NorwoodJan 10, 2002, 2:12 PM ET↩ Sergio

Bart:      I kinda want a cigarette
Homer:  That's a start. We'll get you a pack. What's your brand?
Bart:      Anything slim!
Homer:  D'oh!

Internet KingJan 11, 2002, 10:00 AM ET↩ Charles Norwood

Charles Norwood wrote:

There are only tow types of guys who wear Hawaiinshirts: gay guys and big,fat party guys and I don't think Bart is a big, fat party guy. Sincerely, Little Girl

Bojan BugarinJan 12, 2002, 4:17 PM ET↩ Internet King

On Fri, 11 Jan 2002 15:00:03 GMT, Internet King wrote:

So, if you wore a Hawaiianshirt, it wouldn't be gay?

That John is the greatest guy ...