Paging Homer Simpson: Your burger is ready

Jun 25, 2006, 12:56 AM ET16 posts by 10 posters
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Benjamin Robinson

An article that ran in the St. Petersburg (FL) Times a few days ago caught my eye. The Old Homestead Steak House now offers the "Tri-Beef Burger," which owner Mark Sherry calls, "the Beluga caviar of sandwiches." As the name suggests, it's made of three kinds of beef: Colorado corn-fed beef, free-range Argentine cattle, and Japanese Wagyu cattle that "were raised on soybeans and beer, then bathed in sake and hand-massaged." (I assume the sake bath and massage comes after the cow has been butchered, but the article leaves it open to interpretation.)

The restaurant uses twenty ounces of beef for the burger, which is 5 1/2 inches across and 2 1/2 inches thick. It's fried in grapeseed oil, served on a Brioche bun, and topped with heirloom tomatoes, fancy mushrooms, and "organic microgreens." Blue cheese is a no-cost option. If you want fries, though, that's extra.

Owner Sherry doesn't approve of adding mayo, mustard, or ketchup to his burger. He does offer a chipotle sauce mixed with truffles and champagne if you want an additional topping.

The burger comes with a price tag of $100. The article quotes the owner as saying, "I don't expect any price resistance to this burger. Everybody can afford $100." (Sure, everyone named "Burns," that is.) Surprisingly, that's not even the world's most expensive burger. A restaurant in (surprise!) New York has a $120 burger, but that's stuffed with short ribs foie gras, and truffles. By way of comparison, a Big Mac runs $2.59.

Still, it certainly one-ups the Good Morning Burger.

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Paul BartramBenjamin Robinson

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Got to hand it to the owner of that place, he knows the value of good publicity. 110 hits on Google for "Tri-Beef Burger", and the news has gone around the world. www.restaurantnewsresource.com/article22797.html

I wonder if this creation carries the 'tick' logo of the National Heart Foundation?

Paul

Don Del GrandeBenjamin Robinson

Benjamin Robinson wrote:

Perhaps, but how does it match up to The Luther? (A one-pound beef patty, with five slices of bacon, plus cheese and grilled onions, between two grilled halves of a Krispy Kreme donut. (The Boondocks (TV series) version implies they use two full donuts, one on the top and one on the bottom.))

Here's a picture of the "real" Luther: http://texasburgerguy.blogspot.com/2005/05/luther-burger-and-hamdog-pictures.html

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"Benjamin Robinson" wrote in message

Ah, so many exotic ways to get mad cow disease or an MI. Although, I am sure Homer would probably go into convulsions of ecstacy at hearing of such a thing!

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BART: Mom! Dad's drooling shorted out the keyboard, again!

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Now are these "steamed hams" by any chance? Even though they are broiled? Or fried, or whatever! And how is the aurora borealis involved?

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Only in upstate New York.

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"Benjamin Robinson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Burns doesn't like ethnic food.

For an even more expensive burger, Fuddrucker's is marketing a 29.6 pound burger for the Guiness world's record for the largest commercially available burger. (To qualify, it must be on the menu for 3 months.) It costs $250. I presume it's at only one location.

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"R Flowers" wrote in message news:N6->

You means Burns doesn't even like Chinese?

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nofxfonofxLord Xenu

remeber the "Me no speaky chinese" moment?

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It's OK, except the fortune cookies seem to give him trouble. But don't try to give him donuts for breakfast!

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"R Flowers" wrote in message news:[email]...

While acceptable answers, I was specifically looking for this exchange between Burns and Smithers from "D'oh! in the Wind" Season 10 Episode 209:

Smithers: Should I send out for some Chinese? Mr. Burns: No, those people are all gristle.

:-)

Another priceless exchange from the same episode:

Marge: Doctor, will he be all right? Hibbert: Yes, he was lucky. If that had been a gladiola, he'd be dead right now. Bart: Why don't you just pull it out? Hibbert: (chuckles) I'm a doctor, not a gardener! Homer: Can't you just prune some of the leaves so I can watch TV? Hibbert: What did I just say?

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"Lord Xenu" wrote in message news:7UTng.1577$[email]...

right

Funny, he doesn't look like DeForrest Kelley.

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Homer needed "De-forest" Kelley. That would have done it.

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