January First?

Jan 1, 2002, 10:10 PM ET12 posts by 9 posters

12 posts

Charles NorwoodJan 1, 2002, 10:10 PM ET

Better get goin' on those taxes, Neddy!

IceBERG584Jan 2, 2002, 11:07 AM ET↩ Charles Norwood

Oh, I almost forgot the mints!

EDFJan 2, 2002, 3:01 PM ET↩ IceBERG584

Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax.

GabagimpyJan 2, 2002, 4:08 PM ET↩ EDF

"EDF" wrote in message news:8GJY7.255215$[email]...

That's "homeowner" tax.

wavkingJan 3, 2002, 3:28 PM ET↩ Gabagimpy

I'm still outraged

Nate in H-townJan 2, 2002, 7:36 PM ET↩ EDF

"EDF" wrote in message news:8GJY7.255215$[email]...

Lisa, I would like to buy your rock...

CrashKnot84Jan 2, 2002, 10:39 PM ET↩ Nate in H-town

no homer! ill trade you that nasty ten dollar bill for this delicious doorstop

IceBERG584Jan 3, 2002, 11:11 AM ET↩ CrashKnot84

But I paid my taxes last year.

Dr MusicJan 4, 2002, 12:12 AM ET↩ IceBERG584

"IceBERG584" wrote in message news:[email]...

Okay, Marge, if anybody asks, you require 24-hour care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie's seven people, and Bart was wounded in Vietnam.

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.

Internet KingJan 4, 2002, 9:47 AM ET↩ Nate in H-town

Nathan Loeschman wrote:

We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears. Sincerely, Little Girl

EDFJan 3, 2002, 11:42 AM ET↩ Charles Norwood

Todd: Daddy, what do taxes pay for? Ned: Oh, why, everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine! And lets not forget the folks who just don't feel like working, God bless 'em!

Dr MusicJan 4, 2002, 12:10 AM ET↩ Charles Norwood

"Charles Norwood" wrote in message news:JSuY7.249824$[email]...

You kid, but they're ALREADY running H&R Block commercials.

Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.