Poll: Favorite THOH Segment

I never thought I would ever start a poll, but since it's nearing Halloween I thought maybe a THOH related poll would be fun.

So what is everyone's favorite THOH segment. Segment, not episode.

Mine is "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" from THOH VI.

Mostly becauae of the scene where Lard Lad comes to the door:

Homer: [answering door] Hello?  Yes?  Oh.
        [sees that it's Lard Lad]
       Heh heh.  If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um...
       Flanders has it.  Just smash open his house.
        [shut door; the sound of giant footsteps recedes]
       He came to life.  Good for him!
        [Smash!  Crumble!  Tinkle!]
        [giant footsteps approach; the doorbell rings]
        [Homer opens the door]
  Ned: [running away] Help me, Lord!
Homer: I told you!  Flanders has it.  Or Moe.  Go kill Moe!
Marge: [arriving home in the car] Homer, just give him the donut!  Once
       he has it, that will be the end of all this horror.
Homer: Well...OK.  If it'll end horror.

Kevin

"The Shinning". Hands down the best movie parody ever done on the show.

- mirilidium Urge to kill fading... fading... fading... RISING!... fading... fading.

Sorry--it has to be the Evil Krusty doll. It came with a terrible curse, but also a free *frogurt*

Second for me would be "The Shinning"

"Metlhd3138" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Yeah, I love the evil krusty doll too. The Shinning seems to be very popular. If enough people respond I'll actually count these up and come up with a list or something.

Kevin

moj wrote:

That's good! Sincerely, Little Girl

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Time and Punishment -- I have an idea... These WIENERS will give me the quick energy I need to escape!

Homega Man, The -- [crying; straightens up] No, no! I can't just wallow in sadness. [defiant] It's time to LAUGH again! Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

Bad Dream House -- Are you my conscience? I-- yes. Yes I am.

Bart Simpson's Dracula -- Take THAT vile fiend! [Burns writhes around and dies; comes back to life] You're fired! [dissolves again] D'Oh!

Nightmare at 5 1/2 Feet -- Me mule wouldn't walk in the mud. [sniff] So I 'ad to put 17 bullets in 'im!

On Fri, 19 Oct 2001 21:26:36 -0400, mirilidium wrote:

Yeah. That's a classic.

no beer and no tv make homer ... something something

go crazy?

DON'T MIND IF I DO!!! WAYAAHHAYAA etc

Lewis

On Fri, 19 Oct 2001, mirilidium wrote:

I concur.

-Hmm... Cable's out. I think I'll have a beer. Hmm... Not a drop in the house! What do you know... -Homer, I'm impressed. You're taking this very well! -I'll kill you! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!

/ Kristian

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-Daaavid Letterman!!! -Hi David! I'm Grampa!!

I actually have 2 favorites...

I love "Has anyone here seen Tron?" "no" "no" "no" "yes, I mean, no!"

and when Goldilocks gets killed in THOT 11(?)

Eric

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Many are favorites; today it's "Clown Without Pity".

"The toppings contain potassium benzoate." "That's bad."

"That doll is evil, I tell ya. Evil! EVIL!" "Grandpa, you said that about all the presents." "I just want attention."

"I'm Krusty the Klown, and I don't like you." "I'm Krusty the Klown, and I'm going to kill you!" "I said I'm going to kill you! You! Homer Simpson!"

"There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality."

"Hey baby, get comfortable! Relax... little hot in that cheerleader outfit, don't you think?"

On days its not, it's "The Genesis Tub".

David Z Houston TX

Bart Simpson's Dracula

Homer - "Kill my boss? Dare I live the American dream?"

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I know I will hear it for this.... But I like the Dolphin Scene from BABF21.

On Fri, 19 Oct 2001, Kevin Madden wrote:

As always, this is a very tough decision. One segment that I have always loved is from THOH III, "Dial Z for Zombies":

Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad! Homer: [eating pork rinds, frowns] Did you wreck the car? Bart: Nooo! Homer: [frowns] Did you raise the dead? Lisa: Yesss! Homer: [more frowns] But the car's okay? Kids: Uh-huh. Homer: [relieved] All right then.

There are two other segments from that same "Dial Z...", the one where Willie is working in the flower-bed, and the ending sequence, which I also *love* to watch.

/ Kristian

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"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

See ya in Hell. Still pushin' that boulder? Uh huh.

On Fri, 19 Oct 2001, Kevin Madden wrote:

Oh! Oh! Another classic just popped into my head! From THOH IV, and "Bart Simpson's Dracula"->

-Welcome, come in! Aah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of undead... -Sir, you have to let go of that button. -Well, son of a --

/ Kristian

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Yes, yes...that one always cracks me up. As good as my favorites: "He came to life, good for him" and "Well OK....if it'll end horror"

Kevin

I have to vote for "Dial Z..." if only because of the Thriller album cover. Although, I have to admit that when I have yet to raise the dead with Thriller on my head. "The Shinning" and the monkey paw segments are close behind, and so is the evil Krusty doll....

"Marge! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughin' at me!"

"Quality Shmality. If I had a TV show, I'd run that sucker in the ground."

Everyone's already mentioned most of my favorites, except for "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace"

"Morir - to die... Morit - he, she, or it dies..."

"Moris - *you* die."

Other favorites include "time and punishment", "Nightmare cafeteria", and "citizen kang"

"Ever since I was a child, I dreamed of being a base-ball"

The Genesis Tub "Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a re-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and... [Lisa looks at him] uh... but not at you, O holiest of gods, with the wrathfulness and the vengeance and the blood rain and the hey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me..." Sincerely, Little Girl

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and...

[moaning] Did you hear that, sir? No, I didn't! Who is it? [mocking] Frankenstein? The BOOGERman? It's the man in the bag, sir! I think he's alive. Oh... bad corpse! [hits it; Homer screams] Bad corpse! [hits it; Homer screams] Stop [hit] scaring [hit] Smithers! [hit; Homer moans] Satisfied? Thank you, sir.

That was on tonight on the comedy network. heh.

Oh, foe, the cursed teeth! What demon from the depths of hell created thee!

I always thought it was blood reign...

Katijaikat wrote:

I got that from SNPP. Sincerely, Little Girl

But cookies aren't always right.

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But, they're so sweeeet.

but they're so sweet!

On 24 Oct 2001, Katijaikat wrote:

But they're so sweet...

/ Kristian

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I love the monkey paw one where Homer orders a turkey sandwich:

Ok, ok, I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread with lettuce and mayo and, AND, I don't want any zombie turkey, I don't wanna...turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any other wierd surprises, you got it?

Kristian Ronge wrote in message news:...

"brian" wrote in message news:[email]...

Nice hot mustard. Good bread. Turkey's a little dry... OH! THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY! Oh, FOUL AND CURSED THING! WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTH OF HELL CREATED THEE?! [cries]

Wow. Three of you answered me. I feel loved.

A couple I really liked that no one has mentioned:

The one where Homer sells his soul for a doughnut, and he gets force fed doughnuts in hell: Munch, munch, munch, "MORE", munch, much, munch Fortunately, he is saved by Marge, with no help from Lionel Hutz

And I also like the one where Homer keeps going back in time to get the present correct. Loved Flanders as the friendly evil leader.

My personal fave is 'The Raven' episode.

"Edward Stamm" wrote in message news:[email]...

Willie:Boy, you've got the Shinning! Bart: Don't you mean 'The Shining?' Willie: Shhh lad! Ya wanna get sued?