Here's some ideas I have for episodes. I've posted these a long time ago, but I've revised the list a bit.
"Passage to Springfield" Bart's newest love interest is Apu's niece, Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon (from Lisa the Beauty Queen). However, Homer and Apu oppose the relationship. Apu thinks that Bart is a bad influence on her, and forbids her to date Bart, or for that matter, any Americans. Homer, as well, is very reluctant to have Bart dating immigrants. The episode is a parody of Bollywood films and ends with the town bursting into a song-and-dance number, changing Homer's and Apu's minds.
"Oh, The Places You Won't Go." After attending a college fair in Springfield, Lisa sets her dreams on attending an Ivy League school. Meanwhile, Mr. Burns gives Homer a huge cash settlement when he proposes a financially succesful cafeteria renovation plan, so Marge and Homer promise Lisa that they'll be able to pay for whatever college she wants to go to. Homer and Lisa go to New England to visit colleges. But meanwhile, Marge spends all the money in one night at the casino. Panicked, she must come up with a get-rich-quick scheme before they come back.
Rod, Tod, Ralph, and Martin are tired of being picked on at school just for being wimps, so they ask Bart to help make them cool. Bart inspires them to become rebels and stand up for themselves. The 4 nerds form a gang, and they terrorize Springfield Elementary through vandalism, bullying, talking back at teachers, stealing, wedgies, driving motorcycles, and wearing obscene clothing. Eventually, Rod, Tod, Martin, and Ralph end up in prison, and their parents turn against Bart.
"Les Ms. Simpson" Lisa becomes depressed when she realizes that her family doesn't care about her intellectual development. Meanwhile, Sideshow Bob busts out of prison, with an evil scheme in mind. He kidnaps Lisa nd goes into hiding with her. Bob plans to use her as bait. He sets up a trap for Bart, because he's hoping that the kidnapping will spite Bart enough to eventually set out to track down their hideout and rescue his sister, only to be killed in the process. However, while being held in captivity, Lisa starts to admire Sideshow Bob for his wit, charm, and intellect, and soon considers him the father figure she's always wanted. Bob himself seems to adore Lisa for her maturity, but are his feelings genuine? Can Lisa change Bob from his evil mindset before Bart gets killed?
Homer and Marge go out for a few hours, leaving the kids by themselves. Maggie begs Bart and Lisa for attention, but they pay no attention. Bored in her crib, Maggie escapes and wanders around town looking for excitement. Most of the episode is a day in the life of Maggie. Some of her adventures in include being confronted by baby Gerald, foiling a Kwik-E-Mart robbery, inadvertently busting Fat Tony's illegal pornography smuggling operation, and searching for her pacifier when it's stolen by a dog. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa must find Maggie before the parents come back home.
"Simpsons Spinoff Showcase II" Matt Groening and the Simpsons writers present 3 spinoffs to Fox executives. -A soap opera in which Skinner and Krabappel get married, and then Krabappel has an affair with Superintendant Chalmers. -A raunchy sitcom set in high school when the kids are all 7 years older. Lisa is dating Milhouse and tries to decide whether or not to lose her virginity. -In a parody of ER, crisis strikes Springfield Hospital when budget cuts limit Dr. Riviera's and Dr. Hibbert's ability to treat the patients. Meanwhile, Snake runs around the hospital attacking doctors with a knife.
"Lisa vs The World: Part One" Lisa, fearing for Homer's safety on the job, joins a WPA-type group protesting the nuclear power plant. They manage to shut down the plant. But as a result, Homer loses his job, Burns goes bankrupt again, the nuclear plant is shut down, the city loses power, Mayor Quimby flees the city and turns over control to the mafia, and all of Sprinfield is soon in chaos. Lisa's family becomes emotionally cold towards her, but Lisa feels that she's being blamed unfairly, because she acted out of genuine concern for her dad's life. In despair, she runs away from home.
"Lisa vs The World: Part Two" While Lisa is running away from home, she runs into a hippie who seems to know about her and her situation. He informs her that the group she was protesting with has a record of illegal activity and she's in danger of imprisonment by Mr. Burns. He takes her into hiding with the only other people who would understand what it's like to be oppressed for being a social activist, Homer's mom (from Mother Simpson) and her hippie friends. But soon afterwards, Lisa misses her family and realizes that she doesn't want to spend her life in hiding like her grandmother did. She urges Mother Simpson that they get out of hiding, stand up to Mr. Burns, and somehow save Springfield from ruin.
I would appreciate any critical feedback. How about you, Rack? You did a good job judging that contest last summer.
-The Jolly Bengali (formerly known as Abman)