Along with a horribly-written "Christmas message" from Homer.
Written, I guess, by one of their regular contributors - who was given a list of general "Simpson characteristics", but has never watched the show. An absolutely wretched attempt to "sound like Homer".
"Herb Kauhry" wrote in message news:[email]...
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a Christmas letter for me.
"AgentOrangeCleaner" wrote in message news:H3svd.82812$[email]...
Okay Mr. Burns, whats your first name?
"Funky" wrote in message news:uPtvd.27615$[email]...
me.
Uh....I don't know.....