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Jan 9, 2005, 7:51 PM ET28 posts by 12 posters
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wrote in message news:[email]...
Xino Kiner...... (His mother's maiden name was Simpson)
Totally off-topic and inappropriate post, Wilson.
XINO
I thought anything about Xino was on-topic
"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...
of
***ROFLMAO***
"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...
Oooo what are ya gonna do Mr. Kiner? Give me detention? lol
Xino Kiner wrote:
Whatever happened to calling people "sir"? You used to be cool...
Speaking of titles, epithets, appellations, and so forth, is Xino your real name? Is it short for something?
"Matt Garvey" wrote in message news:[email]...
real
Zsa-zsa Gabor.....
"Matt Garvey"
uhh... I still call people sir, don't you remember the big stink Mark just put up since he isn't familiar with the concept of good manners?
real
Xino is my real name in the sense that it is my given nickname... that is, my parents, teachers and friends all call me Xino. If you absolutely must know, my real first name is Isidro, but nobody calls me that.
The ONLY reason I reveal this is because others here are open about their real names. (you, Mark, Aaron)
Besides I really think it's inappropriate to call Wilson "sir" unless I add, "you're making a scene."
XINO
"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...
calls me that.
"I'm Idaho!" lol - sorry, first thing that popped into my head. Had to share.
Xino Kiner wrote:
This thread is like a gory road accident. You don't want to look, but somehow you feel compelled to [settles down with a bag of chips and waits for the fireworks to start]
Actually Isidro is quite an interesting name - what nationality are you?
Paul
"Paul Bartram" <p.bartram AT OR NEAR optusnet.com> wrote in message news:41e76083$0$25421$[email]...
Xoundx Xpanish....
"Paul Bartram" <p.bartram AT OR NEAR optusnet.com> wrote in message news:41e76083$0$25421$[email]...
He's from that country where they make ice cream sandwiches.
"Howard, Fine, and Howard" wrote in message news:wgKFd.43315$[email]...
A place like, the Land Of Chocolate?
"Paul Bartram"
Not that it has anything to do with the Simpsons, but I'm American, 100 percent.
"Xino Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...
Are the simpsons's from your state?
Well sir, I'm sure there are several episodes in which Springfield is in Wisconsin. Off the top of my head here are two that could be:
Skinner's Sense of Snow, because of the blizzard, and at the beginning of the ep Homer states that he wants to watch Favre instead of going to the circus.
Sweets and Sour Marge, since a focus is that everyone is so fat.
Everyone here can think of eps that take place in their state, I believe.
I thought Texas is the state with the greatest number of "fattest" cities. Houston _was_ the fattest city in America, but another city has just snuck ahead recently (forget which)
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"Twenty2222"
Well maybe Texas is and maybe it isn't. I really honestly don't know, which is why I did not claim in my post that Wisconsin was fattest.
cities.
snuck
If you think that number of ice cream and pizza places, weather, and number of sporting goods stores are good ways to measure if a city is "fat" or not, then sure. This "study" by Men's Fitness Magazine -- basically the men's version of Cosmo -- is little more than junk science.
I'm currently a graduate student in the sciences and statistics. The criteria Men's Fitness uses is, at best, a shaky guess. There also could be other factors... for example, cities with more pizza and ice cream places could also mean those areas have more children.
(Wisconsin or Texas as fattest states)
yah yah I agree. What can I say, I was snookered by the AOL welcome page what with all it's sensationalistic headlines. After all, if it's on the internet, it must be true, which of course I (sarc) wholeheartedly believe, being a @$#@-ing AOL user and all.
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"Isidro Kiner" wrote in message news:[email]...
You're right. In "Bart vs Australia", OFF comes to Canberra, which actually is it's own territory (The A.C.T.), but is enclosed fully by NSW, so whilst you're not technically correct, you are close enough. Though I can't speak for everyone.
believe.
actually
whilst
And in one episode, we see an envelope addressed to Evergreen Tce. with the state abbreviation of 'NT', which of course is the Northern Territory of Australia. It would explain a lot...
Paul
percent.
OK, good for you. I guess what I was really meaning was 'where does the *name* come from'. Australia is probably the most ethnically diverse nation on earth, and yet I hadn't heard that name before.
Paul
So what you're sayng, Mr Salas, is that Xino is actually pronounced heeNO aand not ZEEno?
Confuxed . . . .
Oy! Listen to [email]'s latest shpiel!
I thought the defective Simpson gene is on the Y chromosome?
"mark allen adams, jr." wrote in message news:[email]...
eXcept in Xino's case, it's on the X.....
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