1/16 - DOUBLE FEATURE (note times) ---------------------------------- 7:00 - Lisa the Gleek - ER, UH, Elementary School Musical (MABF21) When Lisa spends a week at Performing Arts Camp (with campmates voiced by three of the stars of "Glee"), she realizes that her life's ambition isn't in Springfield but in the art district, only to get a harsh lesson in the term "starving artist"
8:00 - Flaming Moe (NABF04) Smithers helps Moe turn his tavern into a family restaurant (no, wait, that's been done) an English pub (wait, so has that) a trendy nightclub (er, that too) a gay bar, but Moe thinks the whole thing will fail if people don't think he's homosexual; Principal Skinner tries to get Bart to pair up with the new, female, now-unmarried, music teacher's daughter so Skinner can get closer to the teacher
1/23 - DOUBLE FEATURE (note times) ---------------------------------- 7:00 - Loan-A-Lisa (MABF17) Lisa decides to loan her early inheritance from Grampa to Nelson so he can start a small business, but when it becomes successful, he decides that he doesn't need any more education; Homer, surprised at how easy it is to return expensive things, decides to turn Springfield into his own personal Rent-A-Center
8:00 - Homer the Father (NABF05) Homer starts acting like the father on a 1980s family sitcom; Bart makes a deal to get a new dirt bike - by trading secrets with Russian and Chinese spies; James Lipton conducts an animated "Inside the Actor's Studio"-style interview (but it's not clear if it's with the Simpsons or with the cast of the sitcom Homer watches)
STUFF for "Moms I'd Like to Forget" (NABF03) -------------------------------------------- Written by Brian Kelley Directed by Chris Clements Billboard: Spuckler Daycare Center / Just toss 'em in the pile Blackboard: JANUARY IS NOT BART HISTORY MONTH Couch: The couch gets out of bed, shaves, has breakfast, rides the subway, clocks in at the Simpson back door at 7 AM, and takes its place in time for everyone to enter and sit on it Special Guest Voice: Marcia Wallace Also Starring: Chris Edgerly, Pamela Hayden, Tress MacNeille, Maggie Roswell, Russi Taylor Overseas Animation: Rough Draft TV Rating: TV-PG-DLSV
OLD SCHOOL SIMPSONS ALERT: Bart says "Cowabunga!" when he jumps out of the treehouse.
For some reason, the U-Verse TV Listings have this titled "Moms I'd Like to Kill."
The hour hand on the alarm clock in the couch opening is halfway between the 4 and 5, but the minute hand is on the 12 - and whatever time it is, the sun is already up.
The headline of "The Couch Chronicle" reads, "OTTOMAN EMPIRE COLLAPSES", with a map of a couch-shaped country.
Bart's last dodge ball throw would have had to go hundreds of feet into the air in order for everything that happened between the throw and the catch to have taken place.
The "permanent" parts of Marge's brain are the Kids' Schedule, the Car Maintenance Timetable, and the Supermarket Aisle Map.
The crossword puzzle on the cover of Homer's book is 16 x 16 and has horizontal and vertical as well as the traditional diagonal symmetry.
Left-handed Bart's scar is on his left hand, while the scars on the other three boys are on their right hands.
Did something happen to Karl Wiedergott? Chris Edgerly is the sole male "also starring" voice.
-- Don S1.1 MAG+++ LIS++ BAR+ SKI+ MrsK+ MissH+ P&S# FLA- (heresy!) f+++ n+++ Ilps(w) $+++ M48 Did the fourth graders' "victory" T-shirts end up being sent to Africa (the way the Super Bowl losing team's shirts are)?