... from all creatures at the Jeßus compound.
Particularly from the (now deceased) Esquilax... which is getting nice and crispy in the oven.
Mary Crispness...
Dec 24, 2008, 8:07 PM ET21 posts by 7 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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"Jeßus" wrote in message news:giumcf$qfn$[email]...
For my part, I'm downloading the kids a pirated copy of "Bonestorm."
If that doesn't work out, there's always "cup and ball."
-- R Flowers
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008, R Flowers wrote:
Don't bother. They'll be tired of it by snack time on Christmas morning.
Michael
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 21:18:36 -0600, R Flowers wrote:
Let me know if you find a 'crack' for "cup and ball". I've no luck on any warez site whatsoever :(
"Je�us" wrote
Oh THAT old chestnut, roasting over an open fire...
Paul
** Esquilax: A legendary horse, with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit. Esquilax hunting is illegal in most countries ** ~Urban dictionary
But not in Tasmania, apparently...
How could it have the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit, and be a horse?
Aaron Hirshberg
"[email]" wrote:
Because it's mother was ALSO an esquilax. Rabbits have rabbit babies, esquilax make esquilax babies.
wrote
Because the government *says* it's a horse. You're not arguing with the government, are you? Not some kind of commie hippy, are you? We have a file on you - WE HAVE A FILE...
Paul
On Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:36:50 +1000, Paul Bartram wrote:
... the 'open fire' at the tyre yard?
Nope, we just run them down with our pickups... hyuck.
I actually hunt for most of my meat here, mostly bunnies and deer. Plus all the sheep and cattle of course...
See a lot of roadkill on the roads here, always run a quick scan over the more tasty critters in case they're freshly killed and not damaged in the wrong spots. They'd be necessarily no more or less hygienic/edible than something dispatched with a bullet. Mind you, I haven't found anything that fits that criteria as yet...
~Urban dictionary
"I seen it first!"
I tend to hunt in the supermarket, much more convenient..
Paul
On Mon, 29 Dec 2008, Paul Bartram wrote:
How's next year looking so far?
Michael
Oh, you know, same old, same old... Hot as buggery - 38� outside (and that's real degrees, not the old fashioned type...)
Paul
On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 14:57:09 +1000, Paul Bartram wrote:
It's been around a max. of 23°C here in recent weeks, the wood fire is on every day... and we even had some frost this morning :)
Oh how I DON'T miss living in S.E QLD... LOVE that summer weather - NOT.
"Jeßus" wrote in message news:gjjbfj$nko$[email]...
23 degrees C is BAD ??? You want to live in North-East England (next to Hadrians Wall), my Aussie friend ! Zero and Zero and MINUS C
On Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:10:09 +0000, phil_kennedy wrote:
Certainly not. Quite the opposite really.
Err, yeah... but it's summer here - not winter :)
Middle of winter minimums seem to be average -6C°, based on my short time here. Seen -11C° one morning back around July. I now live in one of the coldest areas of Australia, I suppose you could say. And I still have the wood heater idling away.
On Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:56:54 +1000, Paul Bartram wrote:
Do you like pork hunts?
"Je�us" wrote
Is that like duck shooting, only with flying pigs?
Paul
"Paul Bartram" <paul.bartram AT OR NEAR lizzy.com.au> wrote:
It's still good, it's still good!
On Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:53:42 +1000, Paul Bartram wrote:
Only if you're a poor c unt...
I hate them pesky low flying helicopters, making my Jamaican tomatoes snap their branches like they do.
Hmm, maybe I *should* hunt flying pigs...
"Je�us" wrote
It's not tomatoes (or tomacco) they're hunting, they are looking for those plants with spiky leaves...
Yeah, when pigs fly!
Paul
Jebus, I don't know what you are talking about. Why don't you help me Jebus, and explain your joke.
But happy holidays, Merry Christmas, and so on.
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