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Somebody claiming to be "R H Menzel" wrote in news:3d610fda$[email]:

Lisa: [laughs] Oh, only one person in a million would find that funny! Prof. Frink: We call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio".

It really boosts the old ego when you are that millionth person.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

"Chris�" wrote in message news:[email]...

Poor Dennis. His comedy is so damned good, most people don't get it.

That Guy wrote in message news:S_y99.1010$[email]...

That's because it is esoteric and arcane. But, that's okay! People with high IQ's need comedians, too.

Miller is quite funny, but you have to be reasonably educated to get the majority of his jokes. His HBO show was excellent. His stint on Monday Nigh Football was not.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

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He seemed quite determined to keep my mind off of football.

That Guy wrote:

Aw. Poor Dennis Miller. My heart bleeds for him.

(starts playing air violin)

Oh, wait. I can do it for real now.

(plays real violin)

Whenever you feel tempted to feel sorry for Dennis Miller being too hip for the room--getting kicked off that football gig for instance--just remember that he's very snide, that he holds you (his audience) in contempt, and that he makes way more money than you. That should fix it. :)

"Michael Morbius" wrote in message news:akae07$8e1$[email]...

Yup, that did it. Thanks!