My favorite by far is the "It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography." convo he has with his brain and the insurance agent. Faaaaaantastic. One of the longest laughs I ever had was when I first saw that. I still giggle like a schoolgirl when I see it on reruns.
Titmouse,
-Pete
Guy Incognito wrote in message ...
I almost laughed up a lung when Flanders was giving Homer a rash ourse on cider identifiation, and Homer's brain decided to leave.
Oh
That, and
"What should I do?" "Eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudd ingeatthepudding"
Um, my C key appeared to have not worked for that last message. flanders of course gave Homer a Crash Course, not a rash ourse.
Although that episode where Homer gave Lenny a rash ourse, oh man was that funny...
Hahahaha, the best is after his brain walks out Homer just falls over. That's classic.
Nucular...,
-Pete
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!
On Sat, 18 Jan 2003 05:38:06 GMT, "Guy Incognito" wrote:
Love the money/goods and services conversation they had about the peanut.
"Guy Incognito" wrote in message news:...
Don't know why, but I really like this one (9F08, Lisa's First Word):
Marge: Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?
Lisa: Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain
silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and
remove all doubt.
Homer's brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll
think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer's brain: Swish!On 18 Jan 2003 04:47:20 -0800, [email] (PJohan) wrote:
Is everything Homer says written in crayon first??
Tiger Fontaine wrote:
No, you're thinking of TV network executives.
"Exatron" wrote in message news:[email]...
Insulting jokes about TV network executives are so much funnier once you've actually met a few ;)
For me, there are two:
"Guy Incognito" wrote in message news:2L5W9.547$[email]...
Yeah, da porn one is good,.. Any porn reference on teh Simpsons is always good stuff,...
http://www.snpp.com/guides/brainspeaks.html
Here be my faves... Top Two faves at the bottom _________________
Patty: I can'r believe Aunt Gladys is gone. Selma: Her legend will live forever. Brain: Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman. Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good! Marge: HOMER! _______________________
Homer: reading Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity: No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the opposite. Huh? Brain: Don't you get it!? You gotta use reverse psychology! Homer: Well, that sounds too complicated. Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology. Homer: All right, I will!
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Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me? Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Brain: Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me? Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm? Brain: My God! He IS coming onto me! Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. Brain: Aaaaaagh! Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
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Homer: Well, time to go to work. Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour. Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan. Brain: Heh, heh, heh. They don't suspect a thing. Well, off to the plant. Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery. Brain: Uh, oh. Did I say that or just think it? Homer: I've got to think of a lie fast! Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
My favorite is where Homer's brain tells him to do something and he does the opposite and you hear:
Brain: "That's it. I'm outta here." <footsteps and door slam"
Brother from the Same Planet (9F12): Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a Little Brother? Homer's brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge! Homer's mouth: Uh, revenge? Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here. [footsteps, and a door slam]