it is perplexing that a group as seemingly educated as you would prefer the first few seasons ....
let me refresh your memory:
"Cowabunga Dude"
"Eat my Shorts"
"Don't have a cow man"
"man this and man that"
*And don't forget this one* -
"Yo! Hey what's happening dude? I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude. Terrorizin' people wherever I go, It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow. Fixin' test scores to get the best scores, Droppin' banana peels all over the floor, I'm the kid that made delinquency an art, Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart. I'm here today to introduce the next phase, The next step in the big Bart craze. I got a dance, real easy to do, I learned it with no rhythm and so can you! So move your body, if you got the notion, Front to back in a rock-like motion. Now that you got it, if you think you can, Do it to the music, that's the Bartman."
Characters were underdevelopped - this was the phase that the show had to go through to get its legs and artistic license. Later episodes even make fun of it. remember TOH with twilight zone bart and the merchandising....
come on people, this poetry isnt going to appreciate itself